I can suspend my disbelief for movies but, come on, really?

Nobody wanted to fill the holes she was born with, so she thought adding one or two more might've worked.

Why wouldn't you just watch porn at that point.

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Me too

thanks for posting this so I can finally get an MD5 lock on it

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Man, fucking when I was 15 with my second gf in highschool was absolute kino
Youthful hormone demons and a constant supply of free condoms

Either will I but there are worse things I think. You can still live and appreciate the beauty of this world.

The closest thing an underaged can get to i guess.

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Just get a prostitute if it bothers you that much.

Nobody cares

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fuck off chad, you dont belong here

But doctor, I am prostitute.

prostitute doesn't count

It counts as sex but not as losing your virginity.

Get an ok job, a place to stay that doesnt look like a shithole, work on yourself, stop caring about sex and women and things probably will fall into place, if not get some 5 dollar tubing and a box of shotgun shells.

yeah, something like that, I agree

24. 25 in a month and a half, bro.
You've got time.

a prostitute who is still a virgin is basically a woman?

I'm 36, soon 37. My seed is still my own.
Perhaps the current global situation is telling me to try for 40. I wonder what powers I will receive?

i am 25 years old and i never even kissed a girl

Just find a girl who's a 5/10 and act like you're in love with her. She'll give you sex easily. It's what I did when I was 18.

You seem to have nailed invisibility

I'm gonna kill myself

I lost my virginity when I was 18. It was terrible. I so nervous, fumbly as hell, struggled to stay hard and couldn't cum.
Second time was way better because I was relaxed.

it sucks for us white guys, these days all our women are getting BLACKED RAW

This but without a hint of irony. No woman reaches 18 a virgin.

>so close to unlocking the secrets of sex with girls in college
>finally started going out to bars and shit
>some virus comes out of nowhere and shuts everything down
>will probably have to graduate online

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Try 30.

>Get an ok job
>a place to stay
BRO JUST GET JOB DESPITE NO WORK HISTORY OR REFERENCES LOL JUST WALK IN AND LOOK BOSS IN THE EYE AND GIVE FIRM HANDSHAKE

Its fun when you are young
Your lips can get dried out though and your tongue can get sore though after a few hours

1 year left to go till I become a wizard

You're not a girl though.

lol you post on a site with teenagers who have more sexual experience than you

>Going to all this trouble for sex
Go to an over 40s night at a local bar after 11pm, buy a hooker or fuck a fat chick on tinder.
Why do people put sex on such a pedestal and act like you need to do so much self improvement to get fucked?

hahaha funny imagine that 18 years old virgin while me i am a 40 years old virgin with no life at all, everynight for me is a joke

The memories become more hazed as the years go on, I don't want to forget those memories ;_;

But are you a girl?

i never worked before and i got a job as supermarket cuck without problem

I shouldn't have laughed at this.

I’ve been outta the game for a hot minute. Pretty much shirked any dating for my entire time in college. Was planning on meeting up with this really cute flip girl, but with the coronavirus stuff going on she’s been having to work and both of our houses have an absolute fuck ton of people in them.

There are no powers.