Turns out the Ayy’s judge species by their art. You have one movie to represent humanity

Choose wisely.
If you want to be accepted into the galactic community, travel the stars and have ayy societies lift their invisibility cloaks off what we now call voids. The next chance will come in 10,000 year cycle...

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Starship Troopers

Heavy Metal

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Triumph of ze vill

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Cat in the Hat

>Popeye’s Chicken is the shiznit

Bold of you to think I’m joking. I need answers people.

Platoon

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Tommy Boy

A movie about Jesus

imho it would be The Mirror

Transformers

Dont worry friends I got this.

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based

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simpsons episode 15 season 11

Nice but wouldn’t Solaris be more appropriate?

no it's not as good

simpsons season 11 episode 05

I hate this fucking movie

Andrei Rublev
also a good choice

Fair enough. Admittedly I have seen the mirror, I’ve seen all his others tho.

Some Wes Anderson shit like Moonrise or Grand Budapest.
You deepfags have to understand that tarkovsky and middle ages movies are heavy only to us humans. We want to showcase our creativity, evolution and shit. Not our decrepit ancient brain chimping human condition shit.

Haven’t*

Master and Commander or Last Samurai

Every civilization probably had their darks ages. How would that not be relative?