>Luke did I ever tell you about the alien sith lord Darth Maul?
>We met on Naboo when your father was just a kid
>He murdered my master but I managed to shank him at the last second with my master's lightsaber
>But he just HAD to survive it and so he and his brother spent years pestering me
>Eventually I went into hiding on Tatooine and he tracked me down here
>He tried to kill me but I shanked him right in the very spot where your standing
>And he was a good friend
Luke did I ever tell you about the alien sith lord Darth Maul?
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Brandon Murphy
Obi did I ever tell you about R2D2? you fought in the clone wars along side of him but for some reason your old ass can't remember him.
Nathan Garcia
he cared more about R4 than R2, that's why
Jeremiah Morgan
Anthony Ramirez
Judging from the tone of your speech, you are hiding something big like he also killed your most loved one...
Jayden Moore
Shut the fuck up Luke, why can't you be a good friend like Darth Maul was?
Jace Foster
How many blue and white astromech droids do you think there are in the galaxy?
Evan Martin
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the alien witch Asajj Ventress?
>She's had the tightest body and the most voluptuous breasts in the galaxy
>You should've seen it Luke
>There were times where she would try to kill me and your father and times where we would go and fuck for hours on end
>Sometimes we even let Ahsoka join in
>It was Heavenly Luke
>Then Count Dooku just HAD to go and ruin it all by denouncing her and forcing her into hiding
>She eventually came back after a while and your father shanked her
>And she was a good friend
Connor Barnes
lol
Christian Hill
Luke, did I ever tell you about the adventures I had whilst you were naught but a growing boy, around my late forties? I haven't? Well then, you must subscribe to Disney+ at once! It will be the only way to know.