>American, grow up in the DRC with Christian mission doctor dad since about 2 >saw dad get shot and have to extract the bullet, disinfect and suture the wound himself cause only doctor in miles >girlfriend raped and killed, loads of friends killed for no fucking reason >daily carried an AK-47 since 13, ACTUALLY USED IT regularly >saw someone's arm get ripped off and body fly across the air for trying to carjack me and dad >we were richfags for owning a 10yo truck, android phones and having enough food >despite all this there was relatively little bitching
>return to the US >NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO PAY FOR MY EDUCATION OR HEALTHCARE!!!! THIS IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE LIVING IN AFRICA!!! >NOOOO I SIMPLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY F150, 2000SQFT HOUSE OR IPHONE, THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!!!!
Wait, you mean living situations and economies are relative? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Asher Nguyen
nah we know bitch n!ggre africa is hell that's why we don't want you here
Levi Smith
I'd be more worried about the millions of children being raped by niggres and niggremuslims if I were you... PS why don't you brush your teeth and floss sometime haha yo bref stinks!!!
Wyatt Green
>only the upper middle can afford to buy and run something like an f150 This is only true because culturally the idea of getting into long-term debt to buy a car is distasteful to a Brit whereas it's just ordinary to a Yank to live in perpetual debt
Caleb Young
OP here, i used the wrong picture in my post. Hopefully this fixes it. Sorry for the confusion.
One thing I find absolutely amazing about america is that people brainwashed themselves to believe that living there is awesome and there is no better place to live in the world. In reality most people there are just miserable.
Jackson Martinez
Hate us cause you aint us. Suck a dick.
Jackson Roberts
>you
don't include the rest of us stuck in america because you like being cucked faggot
David Baker
This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. I pointed out your miserable living conditions yet you read it as a hate for some reason? Thanks for proving the brainwashing part, senpai.
Brayden Thomas
>autistic screeching retort Wouldn't expect anything less kek
Sebastian Bell
why are yuropoors so obsessed with America?
Evan Thomas
>stop enjoying your life >Reeeeeee Kek
Henry Sanders
why does it have two doors
Christopher Wilson
Protip faggot no one cares that you grew up with hardship in some turd world shithole
Grayson Rodriguez
OBSESSED LOL
Landon Howard
This post says a lot about our society
Gavin Jenkins
Yeah non Americans who use anecdotal examples are real brainlets.
Jayden Gutierrez
It’s a townhouse.
Retarded britbong thinks sharing a building with another family is middle class.
You can hear your neighbors fucking in those types of buildings. Its one step removed from being a cuckold.
Sebastian Collins
>yuropoors You wish, it's the entire world. You want the honest truth? You are a low hanging fruit. An easy target. One doesn't have to come up with stuff to make you look ridiculous, we just watch and laugh. You are the retarded child in the classroom of the world. It's not nice, we really shouldn't, but it's just so much fun we can't resist.
Easton Stewart
>christian mission an american larping in a poor country trying to claim some kind of chip on his shoulder is the worst of all
Ryder Perry
Cope
Thomas Kelly
Thanks for further proving my point :^)
Landon Peterson
do euros really live in half a house lmao
Brody Bennett
(You)'re welcome
Brandon Powell
t. cocksucking leaf faggot
Justin Rogers
I hope this counts as two (you)s
Joshua Russell
What kind AK? Milled reciever, stamped reciever? Chinese pattern, russian pattern, yugoslav pattern? Im gonna guess a chinese type 56, those are prevalent in the DRC.
Jordan Barnes
Yours until Muslims take your half over. Pottery.
Asher Clark
>waaah im from a shithole country >just because some shit skins have it bad means you can never complain waaah
If they own more than that the government seizes it and give it to refugees who will rape and kill them 2 days later.
Blake Young
>heroic and hardworking dad >his son spends all day posting on Yas Forums
Bet he wish he could go back
Adrian Gutierrez
I can spend the extra (You) for the rent in your head.
Anthony Hernandez
Imagine not being able to go a whole day without thinking about america, it's crazy not even americans think about america that much. But the euro just sits there all day and seethes about america.
Angel Adams
Why are you bitching on this site? On this site we mostly complain about the Africans.
Kayden Brooks
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Easton Foster
Very true, our insults are always cheap shots and low ef
Jeremiah Ramirez
Nice of you not being a freeloader.
Eli Thomas
fort too. Americans just seem to always go for the bait and get mad. Seems they cant handle the bants.
Elijah Hughes
You'd know more about that than me.
Owen Baker
Of course. You don't throw your good stuff at the retard kid. He wouldn't understand anyway.
Levi Reyes
>cant handle bants Kek
Luke Bell
I accidentally cut my post in half, which you would notice if you had any grasp of reading comprehension. But like the classic mutt you are, you go for the knee jerk reaction.
Adrian White
I probably would actually. Compared to an average american I live as a king.
Noah Morgan
>the butthurt non americans ITT Kek
Connor Perry
Go back to Africa
Jace Murphy
>had to fall back on anti american clap-trap instead of continuing the banter
Sebastian Moore
you’re right OP
William Jones
Anyone else find it funny the same SJWs who spoke about how they would win a civil war and how they were so BASED for having tons of weapons cant even survive a month inside their house? LMAO
Ryan Gomez
implying there's any difference between europe and the rest of the world. all non-americans are the same brown third worlders.
Christopher Flores
Ps, i suck dick
Eli Smith
I dont understand how the post you are reffering to is someone unable to handle the bants. Its obviously a meme and probably posted by a murican too.
Easton Adams
>everything i hate is american Imagine being this small of a person
Josiah Mitchell
Nice missfire faggot.
Camden King
That's what the thread it about. I have to milk it, you understand.
Samuel Price
So this has nothing to do with Yas Forums? Reported