Post videos that should be mandatory before entering America

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>eat the butts

Shes unironically cute.

this is not a joke

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trump doesnt support anyone
he says everything and constantly advocates or attacks both sides of every issue, and then ignores the stuff that turned out to be wrong. his worshippers then tell his haters that they're mistaken, delusional, or fooled by evil jews/banks/news/etc

america's political reality is literally choose your own adventure where your leader/enemy says whatever you want.

>Do Americans really?
Yes

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

I like her weird looking FAS face more. This is too conventional

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT TELL ME TO JUST STOP GATHERING IN LARGE GROUPS TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF A DEADILY VIRUS
>I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH AND GIVE PEDOPHILES MY MONEY
>NOT THE HECKIN GODARINO

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I remember one American emigrating here (Germany) had a semi-successful blog like 15 years ago that he made into a book, and he mentioned that he was surprised we just use our knives to shovel food onto the fork

Are Americans really being locked in their homes? I can go out and do things without being arrested just fine.

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>Hey faggot, only smoke there should be in the atmosphere is from blow, so blow this while I blow you.

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oh shit! its the Harlem Shake!

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i want to shoot a mockumentary in a golden corral

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I don't get it, what's wrong with this

WHY?

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>all of these videos of nigger attacks and not one of niggers attacking greta (with their dicks)
life is pain

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????? Do Yuro-poors ACTUALLY pick up the SHARP, SERRATED KNIFE and put it into their MOUTHS? I couls swear amerikkka was the country where people thought the earth was 6,000 years old and therefore full of morons

I hope mutts get nuked already.

But why

Just giving OP what he wants.

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Just what I was thinking. She's undeniably potato-esque but something about her just makes me want to defile her worse than the ozone layer.

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fags lol

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I HAVE TO BE ALLOWED TO MAKE MR SHECKLEBURGE EVEN RICHER!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT MY OWN WELL BEING OR THE WELL BEING OF OTHERS!!!

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WITH A CAR YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE

a friend friend was american and he pointed out everyone mixed the food on the plate onto the fork

confused everyone

we noticed next time him switching hands with a fork and eating each part of the meal individually

we just thought he had ocd and didn't say anything

>pick up fork
>switch hands
>eat one side of the plate
>put knife back
>switch fork again
>eat
>use for to eat each individual portion

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You can go out just fine, but pretty much everything “non-essential” is closed (McDonald’s is still open, of course) and public gatherings are suspended
And some stores will turn you away if you don’t have a mask

It’s all fucking gay and flies in the face of all that civil liberty everyone rattles about, how am I supposed to take this shit seriously when police can shut down protests of the government as “non-easential”

>SHARP, SERRATED KNIFE and put it into their MOUTHS?
>use our knives to shovel food onto the fork