"Would you like a cup of coffee, user?"

"Would you like a cup of coffee, user?"

How do you react?

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yes, I'd like a cuppa

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Is pourover good for you?

I don’t drink coffee.

>That's not a Hario...

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i use a hario kettle for my kalita wave. u mad?

No thanks, coffee gives me palpitations.

It isn't nice to get mad at the mentally disabled.

Id take a cup and immediately shit my pants as i dont think ive ever had a cup of coffee that wasnt on the shitter

Yeah, make it a nescafe and add some non dairy creamer