Gothmog

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Why did Sauron pick a disabled orc to lead his army?

The Witch King was a disabled orc?

They're not disabled. They're battlefield injuries.

diversity hire

Because he was smart for an orc and strategists shouldn't get into fights anyways?

gothmog has really high stats, higher than most uruks.

fellowship was the only good rings movie

Thanks for this post that we don't see every fucking thread

Gothmog was the second in command after the Witch-King on the Pelennor fields.

THE GOTH MOG

Aside from the army of the dead in RotK I wouldn't change anything across the triologies

>no pelennor fields
>no helms deep
>least orc features of the entire trilogy
yeah im thinkin its not kino

>but muh CGIerinos

What's his name again?

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>balrog
>watcher
>boromir
>breaking off the fellowship
Childhood is enjoying the battles, adulthood is enjoying the friendships

Foxy grondpa

bongdork cucumbersnatch

john

I don't believe he did. I always imagined the Gothmog character as rightfully being a forceful and sinister Black Numenorean type.

I'd change the elves arriving at helms deep too

THE AGE OF PUPPERS IS OVER.

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His name is Jeff

based? based on what?

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not even race is mentioned in the books, he is probably a human.

Joseph Merrick (the "Elephant Man")

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GROND!

>King Theoden, I have here a despatch from Lord Elrond wishing you good fortune in the imminent battle
>elves march straight back out to the same music leaving the Riders crestfallen and demoralized

GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND

I did a search for Grond and perhaps inevitably it linked to a bunch of reproductions as well as to an Australian seller stating Grond was currently out of stock. Clearly our shitposting friends know what they like.