>be Mike and Jay
>stuck indoors with nothing to do
>no excuse anymore for being lazy hack frauds who output one or less videos a fortnight
>still uploading stupid trailer videos for upcoming reviews instead of just posting the reviews themselves
>waits aren't even worth it anymore because their sense of humor died ages ago
Who are some decent alternatives who don't publish content like they have a viewer base of ten people?
I hear this Rich Evans guy is pretty great.
They're in their 50s now, let it go
Are you kidding me? If anything this lockdown has given these two new life. The last few HITBs have been the best in years and have that comfy laid-back vibe that their earlier videos had. For the first time in a long time, I'm genuinely excited for new content.
Do you realize how much you sound like a stupid faggot child
you know how Cinemassacre uploads Rental Reviews and shit every couple of days? And how you miss some of them unless it's something you REALLY want to see?
RLM know this, too much of a good thing can be bad.
they were gifted a storyline, since they were such hacks they couldn't think of one for themselves
>review movies that are ok
what's the point of this? i start watching these sometimes and then i'm like wait.. this isn't going to be funny. there might be an incidental joke but that's not worth the time. why do they fuckin review movies who gives a shit
But Rental Reviews are always funny, and what kind of retard skips a review if it's something they don't care about? The review is still going to be funny regardless, which is the point of watching those videos, nobody actually gives a fuck about James' vanilla opinions. The other guys are legitimately funny and they have a better atmosphere than Half in the Bag because they actually have energy.
Saying that it's the only Cinemassacre series I still watch, Mike Mondays are like watching a kid explaining and handholding his grandfather through video games. I think James may actually be going senile.
It's been like eight years dude, when are you gonna stop being mad about their output level?
Deusdaecon Reviews is great, even if he only uploads once every couple months
He has a large backlog of horror movie reviews
>STOP BEING SEXIST AND PAY $20 TO RENT THE INVISIBLE MAN, GOYIM!
RLMfags will defend this.
Based disheveled hackfrauds.
Jay's completing the homisexusl lifestyle by transforming from a twink into a molester.
i tried watching one of their videos but it was like an hour and a half long and bored me within the first 2 minutes
i dont know how you guys do it
From what I can tell, RLM fandom is just some weird gay subculture.
You either need to be artistically obsessed with movies and Hollywood or just have no friends.
It's a love it here thing I think. This is no different to the dozen others who have shitty production of weird and unnecessary stories and reviews with no real insights.
How many RLM tattoos are out there?
I wish they'd kiss
I am glad they don't just put one review every day or every half a week, I like the quality of their output and I doubt rushing content would improve it.
They already did
>But Rental Reviews are always funny
There is literally no possible way any actual person believes this
Rental reviews sucks. I literally only want to watch James sperg out about old movies like universal horror with no script, just talking off the cuff. Not listen to 3 fat jews talk about a movie with james going "mmmm" every couple minutes.
>Rental Reviews are always funny
>The other guys are legitimately funny
>better atmosphere than Half in the Bag
So which one of those fat ScreenWave slobs are you?
The absolute state of you.
>But Rental Reviews are always funny,
Rental Reviews is fucking awful. A video of James just bitching about a broken dresser for 4 minutes has already gotten more views than a lot of those unwatchable Rental Reviews videos.
How do I join the cult?
Look Mike right in the eye and avoid laughing when he talks about ghosts.
Why doesn't James just leave RR to the fatties while he works on the nerd and those low budget horror movies he always talks about making?