Was skins based?

Was skins based?

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>having a daughter
I had a daughter once, it was great...at first. She was a total daddy’s girl, and then one day it was like a switch flipped and she became a real pain in the ass. The final straw was when I came home from work one day and my daughter informs me that she’d be needing to borrow some money and my car so that she could go out with some friends for the evening. Keep in mind that this was a school night and she was a fucking junior in high school. I told her that she wasn’t going anywhere until she had finished her homework. She rolled her eyes and made some comment under her breath. I decided right then and there that I had fucking had it. I dropped my pants, and began to focus every ounce of my rage and willpower on her. She screamed “wtf are you doing dad omg!” But it was too late. She began to collapse, began to soften, began turning more liquid than solid, until she had been reduced back into a puddle of semen on the floor. This glob of goop that had formerly been my daughter shot back into my cock and into my balls. I instantly developed the most frighteningly swollen nutsack and a massive erection that took every deciliter of my blood volume to maintain. My wife by now had heard this commotion and come running up the stairs. She took one look at my gigantic throbbing shlong and immediately dropped her panties and bent over the handrail by the stairs. I shuffled over and shoved my engorged member into her squish mitten. She orgasmed instantly, causing me to shoot a load the size of a 17 year old girl directly into her uterus. We uncoupled, both utterly exhausted. My wife’s abdomen began to distend rapidly, she began to scream and push with the old familiar pains of childbirth. A few minutes later it was all over, she gave birth to a beautiful, strong, and healthy 17 year old son that does his fucking homework without having to be told

based on what?

If she 13 I'm 13 niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(jk)

Based on what? Was it based on a novel or something?

>Was it based on a novel or something?
Yeah, my diary

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13 year olds are not allowed here

desu

Just had to mention pizza.

aoc is a social construct. if there's a bush, it's good to push

this girl is so pretty

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Christ.......

you're really proud of this aren't you

vomited. thanks.

sage

Nicholas Hoult, Mitch Hewer and Mike Bailey are relentlessly handsome.

I'm crying. I'm fucking crying.

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Beautiful

Test, would you fuck this girl?

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You never had teenage sex, no teenage love, with a girl who looks like Holly Earl or teenage love at all for that matter. We get it, okay (neither did I). Why do you guys torture yourselves like this every day?

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Baffled by this as well.

they torture themselves because one day, ONE DAY, there will be opportunity: access to a real, live young girl. To take her, or touch her, it will be made known.

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

I'll take shit shit that never happened for 100, incel

Amazing

Based beyond belief

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based redditor not recognizing basic copypasta

ngl, definitely not what I thought was going to happen

pure kino

hello newfag

you just played yourself

Jesus ain’t got no power to save you son, try Allah.

>Was skins based?
>anything beyond series 3

No.