For me, it's Smaug's fire burger.
For me, it's Smaug's fire burger
Zachary Price
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Carson White
I'll have a hobbit hole to go please, you can keep the condoms.
Alexander Flores
Frodo, Legolas, and Bard's son Bain are all relentlessly handsome.
Adam Morgan
Bain?
Brayden Moore
>Syrup
>On a savory dish with eggs and sausages
Do Americans really
Julian Peterson
Aye
Landon Cooper
what about Bilbo's second breakfast?
Lincoln Murphy
I liked when ihop did movie tie in menu stuff. If I had kids I’d take them there.
Hudson Jenkins
You're a big hobbit.
Joshua Watson
I'll take the egg topped omelette.
Jonathan Russell
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I'd eat Selma Hayeks taco bell if you know what I mean
Jeremiah Walker
eggs NEVER look like that irl. THey should be banned from advertising eggs like this
Christopher Bailey
>he doesn't know how to cook sunny side up
Carter Garcia
>Build your own hobbit slam
Anthony Cook
maybe not at some shitbox like denny's but my sunny side ups don't look much different. learn to cook faggot
Parker Peterson
why is that menu so kino?
Thomas Bell
The french toast was the nastiest shit.
Ethan Jones
learn to suck my dick, your eggs don't look like that nobodies does
Joshua King
food advertised isn't even real food: youtube.com
Jonathan Young
So, this is the infamous orc menu.
Joseph Clark
>You will never go to denny's with your best friends after watching An Unexpected Journey in IMAX high frame rate on a comfy winter's night ever again
Grayson Collins
I met a fat girl on transit. She was sitting alone, with her 2 friends behind her and I knew what I’d do as soon as I spotted her.
Sat down, immediately pressed my leg into hers, then put my hand in between us (palm facing my leg), then faced my palm to her leg, then grabbed her leg, then up to the thigh, and she grabbed my hand as I was about to grab her pussy. We sat there holding hands and I passed her my phone to put her number in.
We’d meet up and fuck in her car. She playfully slapped me once so I slapped her back. I’d slap her randomly sometimes. Once we went to Denny’s and I ordered The Thing burger. I slapped her from across the table, didn’t finish my food, and then waited outside while she paid.
All told, American Psycho really inspired me as a child
Joseph Stewart
Wait till you discover that blacks in the US put grape jelly on their sausage biscuits.
Jacob Morgan
Kek one of my roommates in college was a Brit and this always triggered the fuck out of him. I don't even really care for it but I'd do it when we ate breakfasts as a group just to hear him rant about it.
Dominic Hall
It's the equivalent of putting salt on your frosties cereal or something it makes no sense
Jonathan Thompson
Ralph is always grumpy because he's heavily constipated. Eat a damn vegetable, dude.
Julian Lewis
Frosted flakes contain salt.
Christian Nelson
doesn't mean eggs contain syrup
Parker Roberts
for frodo
Ryder Long
DAM
Julian Morris
Whats the one on the lower corner? Ill have that ty
Tyler Harris
>invisible woman slam