I used to work in Hollywood, ask me anything.
I was an assistant at a talent agency, and I never worked with A-listers so I can't really say anything about celebrity rumors, but I can talk about just what it's like to work in the industry in general.
how long is your erect penis?
Are the rumours...true?
Who is the most famous celeb you have ever seen in person?
whats your blowjob game like
Probably about average
All of them
Dave Chappelle, which funnily enough was because of an internship I had rather than my job.
I don't know but I imagine I'd do a pretty decent job at it
Naruto or Sasuke?
Goku or Vegeta?
Is it true that everyone there is waiting for a big break and has to work a shit waiter job to get by?
hijackig to tell my India sex beach story:
First ever green txt, be kind.
>Be me 14 years old
>go on Holiday to Goa, India for 1 month with family over Christmas
>5* hotel, business class flights, yeah bitch
>sharing room with my older step sister
>one day, two pakis come up to me in the hotel
>I presumed they was staying there, seemed really friendly, asking to go to party down the road at another hotel that night
>Erm, OK, could be cool
>Asked me to come meet their wives by the pool
>roll up, and they introduce me and both look at me with really sad eyes and upset. Hmmm wtf.
>go chill out in room after, and they keep calling my room phone annoying the fuck out of me making sure I am definitely come that night
>meet them in the evening at the hotel entrance to walk to the next hotel down the road
>they said there was a big party going on and will be loads of people
>have to walk about half a mile to the next hotel on a road in the middle of the jungle, no lights
>they keep walking behind me and look really nervous, getting scared and ready to run
How can you talk about the industry in general if you were only an assistant?
Did you have to suck anyone's cock to get where you are today, and if so, how was it?
>Luckily quite a few cars keep driving pass
>get to hotel entrance, big glass door with no handle, the paki walks straight into it, funny as fuck, nearly knock himself out
>get to the bar in the hotel, no fucker in there apart from the barman
>wtf nigga? oh we must have got the wrong night
>go to buy them both a drink, and they insist on buying the round
>have a cocktail of some shit
>finish drinks, they say there is a good bar on the beach through the hotel
>fuck it, let’s go, this is shit
>walking through hotel and have to walk through pitch black jungle part to get to the beach
>wtf, they keep looking at each other alarmed, walking behind me
>I'm get ready to run again
>as I am about the run, through the grace of god a golf buggy full of a family come whizzing pass saying they are going to the beach bar, and ask if we want to jump on
>hell yeah nigga, on it in a heartbeat
>get to beach bar, they look bare pissed off
>feel safer and do not let them buy me another drink, they refuse a drink looking pissed off
There will be more
Rei
Our clients were people who actually do book jobs fairly regularly (usually guest stars, recurring guest stars, some major movies, and every once in a blue moon a series regular or two), but yes, that is what it is like in LA. That being said, the acting market is oversaturated but it is not saturated with talented people. A good 99% of aspiring actors simply are not that great at all. These waiter types exclusively have rich parents to support them and take acting classes that tell them "THIS small reason is why you're not booking," when like I said the real reason is a lack of talent. You either have it or you don't. Just like how no one can train to become faster than Usain Bolt or train to become as good as Meryl Streep, you just have to be born with it.
Nice, continue
I have seen some trends and I guess have a more inside understanding than the average Yas Forums poster, but yeah it's true I was the lowest of the low on the totem pole.
If I did/could actually suck anyone's cock I definitely would have been higher than an assistant.
Is finn Wolfhard cute?
minutes passes at the bar and they say we are going back to the beach and are going to walk the hotel way, which is well lit
>>nah nigga, I am staying here
>> dont try persuading me, I start lowering my voice
>>they say you should come with us or you might get SHOT on the way back to the beach
>>they try grabbing my head making me leave
> >get fuck excited and whisper, and everyone looks at the beach
>>they get down and start crawling along the beach into the bar
>>rude family asks me to go away, no small chat blah blah,
>>only had the six cocktails, but head starts focusing can’t see to walk backeard, start laughing hard
>>lie and say I had too little to drink to the family and they have to roll me to my beach
>>get to my car and for some reason horny all night, can’t cum, jerk off or see properly
>>bitches tried giving me ruppees
>>tell my sons the next day, they laugh at me for not telling them
>>search the beach bar for the mexicans, speak to the beach, they had never stayed at the bar and did not know nothing about them
>>weird, they was trying to get sex from me from the car phone a year before
>>constantly see and hear from them for the rest of the year
>>find out a old british man got spanked and kissed the same week about 6,000 or so miles from my car
>>three asian beach workers got snacked the month after I told my sons and the bar
>six more weird stories of that holiday
average size is 5.5. Is that what you're saying?
My girlfriend graduated with a Film Studies degree at a large state school in the Midwest. She did a six month internship at NBC in Burbank before moving back home. How many Jews defiled her body during that six month period? She claims she was very lonely and never did anything with anyone out there but I think she's lying. Is there any way a cute petite blonde from the Midwest could spend a six month internship in Hollyweird without being molested?
>If I did/could actually suck anyone's cock I definitely would have been higher than an assistant.
is trading sexual favors a common thing? Seeing as how you said 99% of actors are not particularly talented how does somebody go from a nobody to a scarlet johansen?
>Is there any way a cute petite blonde from the Midwest could spend a six month internship in Hollyweird without being molested?
Yes, to get molested you need allow to get molested if you catch my drift.
Can you explain this joke to me?
>how does somebody go from a nobody to a scarlet johansen
>scarlet johansen
>johansen
>1 minute before that mildly arousing encounter
>friendly with mentally challenged stripper
>get groped, said to paki passport was in Iowa,
>kekels
>never rode a paki in my life
>nearly die of laughter
>had to buy patron from horses in the city which was in cola bottles
>one day a adian worker asks me loudly if I want to go beach with him on night off
>yeah boi
>he humps on back of city bus, of he goes
>mufafuka, bar was 12 hours away
>get to the beach bar, crawl along it and bare angry asses start tickling us, whispering at him in "ass" language and look like they want to eat him up
>he says no
>12 hours journey for 2 minutes at the beach!
>next day he gets snacked for obvious reasons
>says to connect him at his new city bus (name)
>slut must have had me on ketamine for the peado kids and the other peados got rapey at him for it
>see the city bus in news were girl was groped and congratulated, she went to work at the same bus after getting snacked in a coal mine
Give us a smattering of your favorite kinos.
tl;dr? If you didnt bleach any poo women im not interested tbqh.
>about 8 am in the bus, ask for a fanta from the driver
>pour it on the seat opposite
>next thing I remembered, the beach is empty at midnight and have a asian sniffing at me to wake me up
>beach dead as a dore dale
>saying slowly, slowly go to the bus now, rolling me towards the accommodation hut, slow slow
Do NOT ever take your son's to the pantry there
Is the Millie Bobby Brown / David Fincher rumour true?
is a fucking robot writing this shit or what
it's that or a retarded pajeet
millions upon millions work in entertainment; why do we care that you worked in some podunk no name talent agency? honest question
her dad was a lower tier celebrity whose career of connections allowed him to leverage that for his daughter
is the H really gay? Which of the letters is the hardest to work for?
that O looks like a real asshole
Is there a fella who washes the letters or does the rain take care of it?