Talk shit for a living

Man wasn't wrong

you now remember the video of his jaw hanging from his face

he looked disgusting

if i ever would have saw him in public i would have bashed his face in and knocked his jaw right off

>twitter nigger laying down hot opinions on people and events he has no connection to
Figures, what a clown

I don't know how you missed it but life on earth is a filter to keep dickheads out of heaven

>want great place where everyone is good
>make place
>ruin place
>need to filter out the impurities and shit I introduced and burn it off to create what I already had
CAN NOT CONTAIN ALMOOOOONDSCOOOOMING

Pretty shitty system

see you in hell from heaven

>implying you're going to heaven after saying a naughty word
See you in hell from heaven because i passed the test of not falling into blind servitude upon being granted free will

he didn't have a jaw

look, Adam was a good boy, God just didn't account for rebel fucking shits and the absolute state of womankind
now he's put kiddie locks on all the paradise-ruination objects and made people prove they're not retards to get in, and honestly, it's not like you would appreciate a perfect existence if you hadn't already spent decades living on this shithole rock

I don't know who told you that, but it's bs
Faith and love of God is what gets you into Heaven, retardo

>you're going into the lake of fire
>no YOU'RE going into the lake of fire!
psychic midwits are the worst

>over 3000 years of strife caused by nobody being able to agree on who had the best fairy tale
>the version we have now is THE version, the one and only and the TRUE one, oh and only the one WE have
I will be joining the big elder tree on which all life rests when I die, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

also known as not being a shithead

This dude looks like a human pepe the frog

Why wouldn't God just not make dickheads?
does his power have some kind of limit?

>taking 4channel posters seriously
can you imagine doing such a thing

Nothing to do with anything

Just because you don't understand the mind of God doesn't mean he doesn't exist

God doesn't exist though. Plus tons of non-smokers get cancer all the time.

>he
Aw hell naw sweaty I about got some bad news to tell you white ass

Can't wait to see your stupid face as you're cast into Hell

>kiddy lock feature works on the "getting into heaven" part
>couldn't but use lock feature on freewill to stop the "people raping toddlers to death" part
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>tfw when due to semantics and i'm cast in the role of the devil

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You're a perfect example of why nobody believes in Christianity anymore. Instead of performing good deeds like Jesus told you to, all you do is seethe and curse at people.

If you can't recognize the connection between his instrument against God and his divine punishment, then you are the proverbial swine with pearls cast before you.

I'm not seething at all, it's his loss. And I didn't curse either

lmao even from the grave, he makes christcucks seethe

>child is born
>dies before it can be made to bend the knee
>Go to purgatory, do not pass GO, do not collect anything
I recognize a jew dealing in futures, and God is doing exactly that, just not in $$$.

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>Co-write a couple shit screen plays for poorly received soft porn flicks
>Talk shit about everyone's else's film work as a career.
>Rots to death like an over-ripe banana.

Ebert was a fucking dick that found inventive ways to destroy dozens of careers.

>smokes
>drinks
>nonstop
yeah hah its cuz of the bad words!

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