What did you think of Vivarium?

What did you think of Vivarium?

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It was total fucking trash.

Too on the nose with no payoff

the sex scene was not nearly pornographic enough

i dont want to see it
what's the twist?

Fucking awful. Should, have been a 3 minute YouTube video.

lol...poots

I really liked it

There's no twist

Sneedvarium

it was ok

Just watched it and I liked it
I really want poots to caress my head

very good. its still short enough that the limited premise can hold your attention . the metaphor goes beyond suburban hate cringe too. it's a deeper illustration of domesticity positive and negative

personally i would add more of a surprising ending but i appreciate why it ended how it did

why are they stuck in the neighborhood?

Man, like suburbia is the real hell amirite?

its an alien ant farm

interesting ideas and scenes here and there but overall pretty weak

Recycled sci-fi / fantasy ideas I've seen over and over. Wasn't the worst shit ever but low effort, low reward. Wished we could've seen the normal species of whatever that thing was, not just a toned down version of it. I wonder if they would've gotten out if they'd just followed directions and quit being cunts to each other.

>A nerve-jangling, finely crafted thriller

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to raise the child, but that's clear from the beginning and there's never any explanation

premise is
>couple gets trapped in weird supernatural place and have to raise an alien-demon child

the twist is that there's no twist.

i imagine the taste of ass would remind me of this film

Yeah I liked the dimensional shifting towards the end. Interesting scene but they didn't use it to it's potential and decided to be edgy instead of provocative.

yikes

I'm also glad Jesse Eisenberg spends the whole movie hidden inside a hole in the ground

>to raise the child, but that's clear from the beginning and there's never any explanation
the child grows up to trap more people to raise more children to trap more people to raise more children....

I think you only know about this hunk of trash because of two alcoholic "reviewers" from Milwaukee. It's been done better before.

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>raising a moderate-severe autistic child, the movie


As someone with a child on the severe side of the spectrum, that alien child's tantrums were too familiar.

The first 40 minutes or so are rather cool and then it starts to get really boring and dumb

They said exactly what early threads about it here said. It was too long and would have been better as a shorter twilight zone episode. Its clear those faggots come here and get their opinions from us or what disney pays them to say.

Can't stand watching a movie with Jesse Eisenberg, he's the epitome of cuckoldry.

>both realize the kid is "not," a kid
>guy wants to kill the fucking thing and gets the job on it
>girl literally saves it and tries to raise the fucking thing

Why are women so fucking stupid?

>get trapped in a supernatural dimension by reality warping beings
>"raise the child and you will be released"
what even are your options?
even if "release" may mean death, you have better chances of escaping by raising the monster kid than killing it.

I liked it
>there's never any explanation
What explanation is needed? The real estate agent is some kind of extradimensional creature that uses people to raise the next generation of itself.