So, It's official. The Mallrats sequel will be called "Twilight of the Mallrats...

So, It's official. The Mallrats sequel will be called "Twilight of the Mallrats." Kevin Smith just finished writing the script two days ago while under the influence of weed.
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Kevin Smith is just terrible.

FPBP

His movies were 10 times better before he started smoking weed. Notice how all of his movies have been utter garbage after Zack and Miri when he met Seth Rogan? Yeah.

That last Jay and Silent Bob movie was fucking unwatchable pure shit

The J&SB reboot was not worth watching and I regret wasting time on it. He's done, the dope and weight loss fried his brain.

How sad.

>The Mallrats sequel

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I dont understand why he thinks he writes better high. He doesn't.

How much is he going to shove his little Jewess Harley Quinn into it?
>every other scene
>every scene

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She'll play all the characters

>20 years old
Is it the drugs or the genetics that have aged her past her prime already? Holy shit

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>did first cinematic universe
>Did first comic boomer jew cameo
Ahead of his time

I wanna jack off to this just to disrespect Kevin Smith

>implying anything he's done has been "good"

No.jpg

Dogma was a constellation.

Do I want to know who took this photo...?

Pretty sure hed take it as a compliment

You would only be disrespecting your penis by doing that user

Malls still exist?

Everyone I liked as a kid is so fucking old now. All the 80s/90s skaters who got famous look especially terrible like him and tom green

Literally every movie he made before jersey girl was enjoyable

Seems pretty gay to jerk off with a man on the mind

I promise you he'd like it if you did.

this is true

Smodcast and the Evening With... vids were great. He even did funny man on the street bits for the tonight show. Kevin was a witty, sharp, funny off the cuff guy who could entertain a crowd and chatismatically tell a story. All that's gone now.

Most likely the man himself.

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Kevin shoving her and her friends into 75% of the scenes in J&SB literally ruined the movie. The first half hour without them is lame but at least watchable. The rest is actual torture.

Shes probably been smoking weed with dad since she was 12

No but that's the premise of the movie. Gen X'er nostalgia

she's a vegan. they all look like that.

I miss nerd Kevin. Its like 2 entirely different people personality-wise

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Or heroin with Uncle Jason considering she is a JAP from NJ

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Why was Dogma so good?

Passion and risk