NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SAYS AND STAY THE FUCK INDOORS!

>Although I do not agree with the government attempting to control aspects of its populations lives I am following the CDCs guidelines during this time of crisis to ensure we get past this as quickly and safely as possible. I do not work for the government, the government works for me

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>IF YOU DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR JEWISH-RUN GOVERNMENT SAYS, YOU’RE A PAWN OF THE JEWISH CORPORATIONS!

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there is not one jew in the government of my state, so idk why you guys obsess so much about jews when you've probably never seen or met one in your entire NEET life.

(You)

>SEE THAT'S ME THAT'S CHAD I'M CHAD CHAD IS SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!

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>I do not work for the government, the government works for me
imagine believing this in the year 2020

>IF I LISTEN TO THE BASED JEW IN CHARGE OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT MEANS I’M AGAINST THE JEWISH GOVERNMENT

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imagine you pick the jews of ALL people to be afraid of and scared and obsess about every day. At least pick something you actually know about to be afraid of if you MUST be scared and have a boogie man.

My throats fucked boys, it's been good to have been here a while, hope I get to see another sunrise, smell one last flower. Farewell and godspeed

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You don't get trumpbux if you're still working.

>BABY NEEDS MILKIES MOMMY

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I think it's so funny that normalfags make fun of me for being a shut in but are at wit's end after less than two months being cooped up.

What? dude i've been working since this shit started and I got trumpbux. You DON'T get trumpbux if you never filed your taxes or if you're a NEET.

Who are you quoting?

Hold on, let me go look at my 1200 dollar check to make sure it's real
...
yeah, i have it.

>NOOOOOOOO I WANT TO WORK AND SPEND 70% OF MY WEEK IN SOULLESS FLORESCENT LIT ROOM

Lol I’m still working and I got it

>who are you quoting?

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Same here, working, getting hazard pay, getting more hours because employees want to stay home instead, got my trumpbux and probably getting that 25 thousand dollars they are giving to Grocery workers soon.

pretty based. Coronavirus has been a killer come up for me.

cringe and loser pilled. You just waiting for your parents to die so you can get their house?

I was quoting Dick Masterson’s twitter verbatim

Imagine not having purpose in life. Must suck.

Why was the grandmother outside

How did the site reach this point?

Reported

these guys have no hobbies or drive to accomplish things in life and they wonder why they sit on the internet 24/7 angry lashing out at people who are actually doing things.

Imagine your purpose in life being spending your day in a box making Mr. Noseberg money

I am still getting paid and getting my trumpbux, fuck off with this disinfo, neet.

2016 election popularized this site more than anything before and invited millions of new normalfags

are you under the impression that dead-end office jobs are the only things you can do in life?

Not him, I have a full-time job but I don't see the purpose in it. I earn money and spend none of it, apart from paying a fee to my parents because I still live with them, as well as fees like gas and doctor's appointments.
I literally only work because my parents want me to. If they weren't there I just wouldn't work and wait to die because I'd rather be dead than stuck working for no reason my entire life.
I can't be the only person who feels this way.

NOOOOOO MY WIFE'S BULL CAUGHT CORONA AND DIED. NOW DESHAWN WILL GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER.

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>Thinks office jobs are the only jobs
you watch too much television and probably should go outside
>Thinks jews run everything and is scared of jews
you REALLY need to stop letting people think for you and tell you how to think, you're going to be a loser forever until you get your shit straight.

Same

I know it's hard for you alt-right virgins to understand, but you have to obey the people who are smarter than you. For example, when we do ID2020, please keep your racist small minds to yourself.

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mental illness

Haha old people go cough cough

You can quote something no one actually said.

>afraid of and scared and obsess about every day.
project and cope. I was giving a (You) because you unironically believe there's no jews in your state gov

sucking dick will do that

>flatten le curve

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So the same people who are protesting government-mandated lockdowns are trump bootlickers?

Do they realise which person runs the government?

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"projection" is such a reddit meme, you might as well just say "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I". You literally go on reddit and Yas Forums and obsess about the Jews because you're a scared little kid who lacks life experience and got brainwashed by other scared losers with no drive to accomplish anything in life and it's holding you back.

get out of your own way and learn to think for yourself.

It's weird how "normal" people adopt libertarian values in the only situation where even an actual libertarian would accept a high degree of government control.
It's basically just an attempt at politicizing "wtf me wanna go out in sun XD"

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHUT DOWN MY HOT DOG STAND! PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES IF THEY BECOME UNEMPLOYED!!!!

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They just don’t think about it.