One small bite can filly the belly of a whole man!
Lembas!
Dominic Parker
Liam Bailey
Was Lembas bread the Onions of Middle-Earth?
Jason Hughes
How did the little ones not die from eating so much?
Isaac Kelly
>elf thing is like human thing but better
Jayden Hughes
Imagine holding a hobbit up by his hair while he kicks his hairy little feet and cries, and then drop kicking him down a hill. Locking the little midget up into a chest then sitting on it while he struggles and begs you to let him out before he runs out of air. Imagine grabbing a hobbit by his tiny little baby arms and snapping the bone like a twig until he passes out.
Levi Anderson
Why did Sam feel the need to eat their entire stash behind Frodo’s back??
Grayson Cruz
Did elven cocks work the same? One tiny elven peepee is enough to fill a whole man?
Luke Cruz
This poster wants to steal your precious!
John Rogers
He was a big guy.
Juan Nelson
he said STOMACH though
Jacob Gray
so what you’re sayin is elf’s have a horse words but normal guy show?
Cooper Torres
>One small bite can filly the belly of a whole man!
Literally how? Does it expand in the stomach? Isn't that very dangerous, what if you took like 5 bites
Adam Price
I hate fucking elves the fucking mary sue piece of shit with their long shitty blonde hair and their dumb perfect faces and their fucking elven craftselfship and elven magic and their treefucking and what else
Evan Parker
Gotta eat big to get big goddamit!
Lincoln Long
>t. Sauron
Imagine fancying yourself as the ruler of middle earth only to utterly get btfo by a fucking hobbit
Benjamin Rivera
>also, they're immortal
get fucked tolkien
Jackson Cooper
What were Sauron and Saruman's policies regarding race mixing?
Alexander Robinson
No.
Ian Foster
dark elves best elves
Jaxon Ramirez
The ring btfo-ed the hobbit though. The true hero of Lord of the Rings is Gollum for taking out the ring and saving Frodo from being anally impaled by Sauron’s firey cock for all eternity, along with the rest of middle earth.
Nicholas Young
Elves are made for raping
Michael Wright
>liking a matriarchy based society.
Josiah Ward
Malekith is based
Nolan Carter
Butthurt untermensch human.
Ryder Turner
>orcs
niggers of middle earth
>men
americans of middle earth
>elves
europeans of middle earth
>dwarves
jews of middle earth
>hobbits
???
Juan Wright
the welsh
Ethan Wilson
mensch means human you redundancy using submensch
Levi Fisher
>elves have a magical society and they have magic bread and they cannot ever die of old age or even injury if they don't want to
>it's a nightmare, truly humans are blessed with mortality
Grayson Young
the fuck user
Aaron Russell
Fluffy hobbit abuse.
>ywn ask Frodo to hold hands, and then crush every one of his tiny fingers
Christopher Green
>Seething this much
Men can’t compete against superior elves cooks.