Which movies best portray live for the average American?

Which movies best portray live for the average American?

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no way this is real

Any Melissa McCarthy movie

kek

HAHAHAHAHA American 'people' are so disgusting, so glad I'm from Great Britain

do americans really?

Blood In Blood Out

nice tits

me on the right

American lads are far nicer to me than british ones

Added to my playlist, thanks!

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that's probably because they see you as a fellow subhuman mutt, we brits know our superiority

>be European
>have the best culture
>spend your entire time obsessing over fat fucks you hate

Euros are weird

Gummo

Florida Project and Thee Billboards are contemporary and accurate for a lot of Americans.

No, i think its just because this shithole is so miserable, i think everyones angry and miserable, if you turn down a guy he'll just call you names, one guy called me wastegash because i said i was taken, horrible prick

fuck off back to your own country then

>best culture
Historically, sure. Modern European culture is just their own emulation of American culture

sadly can't find this anymore

Are you a fucking retard? Why would i fuck off back to England?

is this satire?

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she looks english
t. english lad

American lads are cucks we english lads want our willies licked by ya toungue or you get the badmouth, might even steal your VK when your backs turned you cunt

See, how is any of that romantic? I hate it here.

Beautiful culture

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MOMMY! Please post feet

we put on lidl candles and make fun of you if you are good enough. We do have a sweet side but honestly its your fault if you havent seen it.
Try complimenting an English man a few times, you will be amazed how starved of nice attention they are, maybe the effort will get you some romance
propbably not though skank

>obsessing
Just a little bit of fun bro

come on ya slag we'll have a kebab then a shag back at mine

Whats wrong with lidl, who cares where u get them from. And i am nice, but lads dont talk, they only talk if theyre drunk.

No, its not my fault, your supposed to be nice to me. Im not a bitch, i get into whatever my exs liked. It was fucking bullshit, warhammer and bodybuilding and other random shit. Who cares.

Fucking weird

Literally why do guys think this will work, im not 17 anymore, try being an adult.

Corona-Chan is licking her chops looking at those hamplanets

>warhammer and bodybuilding
oh so you are really English LMAO
We dont have to be nice to you, but seriously next time you are in a gathering, pick a guy and compliment his build. He will become very nice to you