This man is the embodiment of reddit

>hating based Doug
uhh hello, cringe department?

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>uwe boll movies sit unreviewed
Fucking roasties and simps man

He’s the least intimidating famous person I’ve met. He’s fairly short in person and very respectful. I have nothing bad to say about him.

I saw Doug Walker in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

For real tho, it's such a tiresome rabbit hole to go through about this. A lot of it is speculation, a lot of it is probably biased and exaggerated; I don't really care.
Yep, pretty much.

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What the fuck? Are you being serious?

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He's 5'10...

yea bro, true story

BUILD THE WALL!BUILD THE WALL!BUILD THE WALL!BUILD THE WALL!

What a fucking asshole. Mind if I share this?

There he is! The great Linkara!

No I don’t mind

You're the person who asks his friends if they liked a movie that you're a big fan of, and when they say no, you immediately ask "WHY" like you want them to whip out a ralphthemoviemaker essay or else their opinion doesn't count
AKA you are insufferable

Just shared it to facebook bro :) Hopefully people will learn what an asshole this guy is!
Edit: My uncle said "What an asshole. Not based at all!".

BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE!

GET IN COSTUME!

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Correct

petition for a Rampage review when

Well, the last one is actually funny.
Who's that guy.