That'll be $35

>That'll be $35

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Plus tip

what is the deal with the stupid ass cup?

Plus the Holocaust tax

theaters were started by jews why does this surprise you

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that's why u always sneak in your own snacks desu

>movie theatres closed
>cant get my popcorn drenched in movie butter fix

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So glad theaters are going extinct thanks to bat-eating savages.

>for less money you can buy less food

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>Do you want to purchase an insurance in case of shooting, sir?

McDonalds meal in eastern europe is more expensive than a natural, full meal in a restaurant

IMAGINE actually buying food at a kinoplex. Pathetic.

just start vaping they even have legit butter flavor

Something wrong with the cup?

Then make my sandwich, slave.

>just simple corn n butter, it'll be 25 dollars for a small bag sir
how did the cinema industry get away with this

For me? It's a bucket of gravy and some drumsticks to dip in it.

I used to go the movies in a relatively rural area
> 1 small coke
> 1 small popcorn
> $11
fucking kikes man

a loaf of bread is already more food than a meal at McDonald's

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Bro that's not healthy please don't eat that

Why do people HAVE to snack during a movie? Are you that much of a fat fuck that you can't go two hours without eating something?

This. Carry a bag, backpack or whatever, put the food at the bottom, put some clothes on top of them and some useless stuff like notebooks to make it look busy. You can buy a soda or popcorn for less chances of getting caught.

it's wide as hell

an American dream

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how is a cheese sandwich more enjoyable than a big mac and fries?

>tacos
yep definitely the mixed mutt dream

Entertainment for the ads and boring parts.

Adding beer to the movie theater made it better by 1000%

I have one of those theaters at my house. Kino. Reasonably priced, too. Its only like, 20 bucks for a full chef cooked meal.

When you find out that dollar tree sells movie theater box candy for only $1

The only times I have gone to movies in adulthood is Dinner Theatres to avoid this shit

dinner and beer with the movie. instead of paying $20 for popcorn you pay an equally egregious premium for actual food

Me, an intellectual, sneaking in shots of rum and putting them in my coke cup in the bathroom before ditching the bottle in the trash on my way out.

I've known people like this. Absolutely insufferably sanctimonious cunts.

I came here to post this. How the fuck can you not go 3 hours max without, I won't dignify it by calling it eating; just compulsively chewing and swallowing garbage. If eating is sex, eating crap food is masturbation: alright every now and then when you just can't be arsed.

Based and redpilled show.

Respect, King, but I prefer to "pre-game" by slamming 40s in the parking lot

>can rip really loud belches during the ads/gay trailers

>not bringing the 40s into the theater

I can tell you are a pussy

Yes or no movie theatres make no money from movies only concessions

He's saying in terms of quality. Maybe you missed English class one too many time.

Based

Based
Anybody who says otherwise is an American

I understand buying a soda because, you know, being thirsty sucks. But you dont need popcorn. Its unnecessary

These theaters are the only ones i go to
>comfy seats
>primo food
>get to drink during the movie
idk why anyone whould choose anything else.

What the fuck are you even talking about? He says "some bread and cheese or meat, which you will enjoy much more"
Who enjoys that more than a big mac, fries and a drink?

Me, an intellectual

this nigga gets it