UTAH BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK ABOUT IT ONCE

>UTAH BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK ABOUT IT ONCE

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Utah really is bad and Mormons are psychopaths.

what episode of non-family is this

utah girls love anal

well a good tip to you too sir

I don't remember them saying Utah was bad though

dum dum dum dum dum

They also made a Tony award winning musical about it you know

prove it

>Family Guy has Trump in it
"ORANGE MAN BAD"
>South Park has Mormons in it
>"UTAH BAD"

>he didn't get it

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How can anyone possibly believe the obvious scam that is Mormonism? I sort of get the ancient religions that emerged out of pre-scientific word still linger around as a giant tradition for most people, but how can anyone be fooled by Mormonism?

You have millions of Muslims in the world too.

based

Islam, like the other Abrahamic religions and many of the Asian ones, are about societal control on a large scale, stabilizing society and all that.
Mormonism, like Scientology, is an obvious flim-flam cooked up by a charismatic grifter that blew up.

this, I don't understand why it's socially acceptable to mock Scientology but not Mormonism

I mean I do, it's because the Church is so powerful

Honestly is not more ridiculous than any other religion, people are just dumb. Also "I fucking love science" is another dumb religion for people who pretend they are smart and believe whatever study that is based on false info or on nothing just because is peer reviewd by hacks and frauds.

You promise people sex slaves in this life with victory, or sex slaves in the afterlife in defeat. Pretty good deal. Guaranteeing plunder for your soldiers in far away lands is a great incentive to get them to convert. I've superficially looked into secular histories on the origins of Islam. It seems like there was some guy named Mohamed at the beginning and managed to get a decent grasp of the martial culture of Arabia and rally it into a single unified force. They got somewhat lucky with a really good general and the two major powers(Persia and Byzantium) exhausted from fighting each other.
Some policies in Islam were also really smart, like a Muslim can have multiple wives and they don't have to be Muslim, but all the kids are by default. Women cant marry non Muslims. You can have concubines on top of your wives. Non-Muslims have to pay a tax or leave the region. Non-monotheists are basically not people. Other religions can't maintain or build new places of worship in Muslim realms. Everything is pretty well geared towards them slowly burning the other religions into dust.

then move to the Middle East to live with the very peaceful and kind sand*iggers

deflection
abrahamic religions have no place in white lands

>if you don't like these cultists you should go with the muslims
Why?

the only white people left in america are going to be amish and mormon since they're the only ones who want kids

cross mormon off since they are getting muttified on an exponential level

I grew up in a mormon dominated place in Idaho as a non-mormon. They are annoying people. Pretty cult like and will be nice to you until they realize you won't convert.

They make for fun drinking buddies.

Honestly if the Mormon church guaranteed I got a qt and loving family with no hassle I'd convert in a second

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Mormonism allowed for multiple wives and harems. And when you die you become a God with multiple Goddess wives and you own a planet.

Mormons import a lot of immigrants so they can pump falling church numbers. A ton of people are leaving Mormonism because its just idolatry and Freemasonry.

Only if you gave enough to the church however.

they force their kids to youtube for pedos

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i know they cuck to foreigner like all christians do but aren't they big on anti-miscegenation

>UTAH BAD

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Mormons are terrible people and you should feel bad.

what is this maturation day?

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Sure. You had to convert and marry/have children. And convince others. That counts as "good works" in Mormonism.

>UTAH BAD
Absolutely.
Why post a fedora while defending Mormons? Do you know what they teach? Do you think I'm an atheist?

Mormons are expected to pay at least 10% of their income to the church

Most American protestants are to be fair.
There are much better points to criticize Mormons with.

devil's advocate: you literally cannot put a price on getting into heaven. 10% of my income sounds like a pretty good deal in exchange for eternal happiness

mormons own a ton of land and you can get banned from it

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>you literally cannot put a price on getting into heaven
True. Which is why paying to get into heaven and have your sins forgiven is not biblical at all. We had a pretty bad war the last time people disagreed with that.

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You could pay all of your money but you’re still not getting into heaven. No fags allowed

What religion turns me into a loli in the afterlife?

only commenting because the "devil's advocate, then defending mormonism" joke was appreciated and not lost on me

South Park is just a shittier Non-Family. It's a waste of time

I was born and lived in a smaller city in Utah for the first tens years of my life. My family is non-Mormon and they'd constantly send the missionaries to our house to try to get us to convert. A lot of the friends I made in school were not allowed to spend time at my house because we weren't Mormon. A lot of kids thought I was a bad person because I wasn't a member of their church.

It's all a fucking cult.

I live in Utah and it's not bad outside of the liquor laws. That and when it gets super cold.

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>this is what Mormons pay 10% of their income for

Your mom fucks black guys

that's literally how all religions should be, shit christianity could benefit from zealotism like it did in the past