They say a penny saved is a penny earned. Well you know what Ray...

It's okay, you're just retarded if you don't recognise the moments of hack writing.

>Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, well you know what, I'm the sharpest damned tool in the shed

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>I guess it's like they say when your plans fall apart, back to the drawing board, but here I am without brush, no palette. Just this camera, how am I gonna draw what this Ray?

Blessed thread. Bump and keep em coming

>The best laid plans of mice and men, right Ray? But you know what? Tonight... I feel like a lion.

>I've been told it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but you know what Ray? Tonight they're gonna lose, and I'm gonna love it.

>A stitch in time saves nine, Ray. And I'm the fucking seamstress.

>bleedin monstrous niggers... with kids in cells... sallicanthinkabout

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>They say when you're in Rome, do as the Romans do. Well I'm in Los Angeles Ray, and all the angels do is deal with devils.

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This is a legitimately good one

dis cayse... dem keeds.... sallacanthankabou....

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>>had an Uncle that used to say that the proof is in the pudding, well Ray it didn't make any sense to me and then I found out the saying is the proof of the pudding is in the eating. Killed my Uncle with my bare hands and then went to a restaurant and ate pudding and it was damn good. the proof of the pudding is always in the tasting, Caspere knew this

>You know what, Ray, they say this is a dog-eat-dog world. Guess what, I'm the fucking chinaman.

>If wishes were horses, beggars would ride, but if problems were horses I'd be Genghis Khan.

>The Return chad also enjoys TD season 2 kino
holy mother of based taste

>They say that the risk outweighs the reward, Ray. Well my father was in risk management, and he never took a chance on me.
>Caspere knew this.

>They say if you shake it more than two times, you're just playing with it. Tell it to the lambs tail, Ray. If someone pulls the wool over your eyes you better start seeing with your balls, quick. And I've got a bigger dick than any lamb.
>Caspere knew this.

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>And I'm all outta bats

They say you are what you eat, Ray. Well I've been eating ass for the last twenty years and it's time to take a shit

This one is the best, it would have been kino in the show

>They always tell you to look before you leap, but when you look into the abyss? Well sometimes it looks back.

>It's no use crying over spilt milk, because a jug is most useful when it is empty. Casper knew this.

>They say a stitch in time saves nine. Well my cat just died and I ain't a fuckin tailor

Sometimes I feel like I'm casting pearls before swine, Ray. But this time I'm seeing all the curls in the twine, and I'm keeping my fucking pearls.

>They tell me I'm a meme on the internet. I don't even have a fucking computer, Ray

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They say don't throw pearls before swine, Ray. Well I gave your mother a pearl necklace last night and I assure you she appreciated it

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>they say you should dress for the job you want not the job you have, well ya know something ray? I'm a jannie and my clothes don't even fit

>You know, I heard that a cat always lands on its feet, Ray. Well now my entire world is crumbling around me, and I never even had a pet.

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>some say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
>guess what? i ain't cinderella and the glass slipper is all i found.
>casper knew this