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Did anyone else felt like John Wick 3 was missing "something"?
yeah it was missing being good
it was a boring pile of shit
john wick was nice because it was a pure action movie, but that was it, it ended, and they made 2 sequels for no fucking reason expanding poorly a universe where you get this superpowerful immortal guy almost a capeshit hero where there are no stakes
john wick 1 was good because you didn't know if he was going to die or not, but 2 and 3, now 4 announced, there were 0 risks, you knew john will just double tap everyone and things will be over
a plot? yea
Ruby Rose.
>john is banned
>no actually hes not now
>ok hes banned again
its worse than capeshit
>she won't be killed in the next one because the actor is intersex or something
Literally the only plot development is they they pretend he's dead.
And I hated that smug fucking tranny
Fuck that place where they process the orders
>DUDE TATTOOS AND FAT/OLD WOMEN IN BUSINESS CASUAL ATTIRE LMAO!
This bitch lookin like Drake got a sex change
The sequels really can't hold a candle to the first movie.
>The tough short haired dyke lady
Why is this common in movies and shows from the last 20 years? They're usually black tho
John Wick 4
>An injured John stumbles through the streets, having suffered 2 broken legs and lost a gallon of blood
>Fights off 5 assassins. Wins
>Ends up in Museum of Metropolitan Art
>Goes inside Gift Shop
>Finds hidden talisman he hid long ago next to picture of his wife
>Looks up
>Looks back down at picture
>Takes talisman, goes to bank
>Hands talisman to teller
>"I need to speak to the manager"
>Teller looks up at John Wick
>Teller looks back down at talisman
>"Of course Mr. Wick"
That fucking deus ex machina of "suddenly there is a OLD MAN who is ABOVE the high table!" was so fucking lazy.
>that ending of Chapter 2 where apparently there are more assassins than regular citizens
So fucking dumb. The lore in John Wick is shit and worked best in 1 when it was only hinted at and left the rest to your imagination.
Would. I like fucking ice queens but i think she probably fucks chicks exclusively
The 2nd movie should have just ended the way 3 did, shot off the roof and everyone thinking he was dead and 3 wouldnt exist and 4 will wrap it up. But it shouldve ended after 1
I thought the movie sucked but that part didn't bother me. In any crime organization it always comes down to one man, any sort of "council" or "board" is always a sham meant to confuse law enforcement
>GGRRRR!!! ALL WOMEN MUST BE MY CUM RAG MOMMY!!!!!
eat a bullet.
I knew the movie was going to be shit when they pulled the horse stunt multiple times during the same fight scene at the beginning.
Xe's a brave nonbinary pansexual qween, you white cishet oppressor.
She is an improvement over Ruby Rose from JW2, the cunt cannot act. JW3 is better than the second one anyway despite Reeves being noticeably slow. Both are still shit compared to the first movie.
Halle Berry's character was worse
I very much liked that the different assassin guilds were like different worlds. They overlaped but they had their own very distinct aesthetic
I didn't get that. Why do their office workers all look like tattoo parlor rejects?
Because these movies are made for reddit
>hits bong
>Dude you know what would be cool?
It wasn't bad, better than the second film. It could have done without the whole Halle Berry character.
What's with this series and fucking weird ass women.
because they're fucking CRIMINALS???? YOU FUCKING INCELS???????
kek
>We need you to run a criminal enterprise while remaining hidden from the law
>Mandatory tattoo requirements so you're more easily identifiable on cameras, CCTV, ect.
Because DUDE THEY'RE LIKE SEEDY UNDERWORLD TYPES LMAO
It would've been better if they just looked like characters from Office Space, boring cubicle drone types that you'd see in any business center.
yes retard, in a movie about a retired assassin killing five billion people that is a very unrealistic concept