Order a medium pizza on the phone

getting arrested because you're too ashamed to admit you're alone would sitcom tier kino

hella based

They know you're faking it. They don't care. Freeze that sad boy shit.

>pretends you are having a party
>"oh, sir, are you not respecting the quarentine? we have a strict no-party policy"
>stays hungry

Based and obesity pilled. If I wasn't a drunk I'd be right there with you.

>order food
>turns lights on in house so delivery man doesn't know I'm alone and it's all for me

Not even that big honestly. I could do that in a sitting and I weigh 160 lbs at 5'7". Hell when I worked at a pizza joint I would get a large thin crust sometimes and finish most of it in an hour. Not saying doing that everyday won't lead to trouble but it's not really that much food.

Based and made me laugh pilled

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>caring what Pizza Hut employees making $9 an hour think
Also thanks to this fake retarded virus that is less deadly than the yearly flu we have socially acceptable "contactless delivery" where they leave the food at your door and text you so you never have to talk to anyone now.

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za should always be shared with loved ones

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za should be eaten on your bed in a dark room with the only light coming from a laptop showing Yas Forums or a show/movie that was torrented during the delivery time.

I had a craving for pizza the other night so ordered from a local joint. My dad let the kinda cute looking delivery girl in the foyer because it was raining. The girl fucks for sure. I knew this because she had dreadlocks. I thought about offering her a dab and decided against it. Even if she doesn't have beer flu probably has herpes.

I got banana pepper, black olive, and, bacon. Rate my toppings.

Just how big is this "medium" pizza if it makes you feel bad about ordering it alone?

>she had dreadlocks

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If that's all he eats during the day then he'll be fine, especially if he doesn't do that very often.

uhhhh.... hello? based department?

If you want actually good pizza you typically can't place an order online, you have to call it in. Dominos and Papa Johns and shit suck, eat better pizza.

people are so desperate for muh precious social interaction they are meeting in parking lots and sitting in the back of their crossovers.

max comfy with a pint of bourbon and some fucking terp crystals dude

>90% of the pizza falls off crust as you pull away
Bravo Chicago

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>you typically can't place an order online
I've reached a point where if I can't order online I don't go to the restaurant anymore. Get with the times or fall to the wayside. I need to be able to design exactly what I want and know what it is without being rushed by the wagie.

I can do it with all the major fast food chains now, pizza places, and fast-casual restaurants.

well yeah I did basically that - cute face and body though certainly would yank on her matted hair if it didn't indicate she fucks colored folks.

>black olives

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>I'll be eating pizza in just a few hours time
Feels good lads.

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>pizza guy remembers my name during ordering
>be happy
>realise it's because he has my name written down next to my phone number

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I don't care, answer the door in women's panties and a giant dildo stuck up your ass.
>Nihilistic pizza delivery guy who contemplates suicide every hour of the day.

>ordering through phone
>not online
Why

i call my local pizza joint so often that they even send me free sodas.
fuck op and his insecurity

iktf

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>delivers your za
what do?

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For me the worst thing about Coronachan is that Costco doesn’t have their $9.99 supreme on the menu.

Rape