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Get in here this week's broadcast from the Church of the Neon Bible, with our beloved pastor/Christian MMA fighter/author of the Neon Bible, Richard Burnish.
Get in here this week's broadcast from the Church of the Neon Bible...
Jordan James
Oliver Hernandez
Wonderful, I'll prepare my neon bible
Benjamin Perry
It's not live...
Noah Davis
It's starting soon
Jeremiah Gomez
Thank God, it hasn't started yet. I'm penitent and ready to personally donate $5,000.
Jordan James
Five minutes, boys. Keep those f-sharps to a minimum, and make sure you're not from a country where it's customary to wave around plane tickets or roast goats in a living room.
Jacob Russell
I am completely hard in anticipation
Benjamin Gonzalez
IT BEGINS
Charles Kelly
killer theme
Jayden Jackson
Samuel Nelson
quick rundown on what's happened since he returned? i watched a little but it was boring. any good callers? the old version kinda lost its appeal once i realized they were in on the joke
Ryder Fisher
There were good callers last time, it was a good comeback. Unfortunately it'll never be quite as good for you if it bothers you that they're in on the joke. It personally makes no difference to me, Richard's just a really inventive entertainer.
Samuel Anderson
Ask him if he lieks mudkips
Benjamin Martin
What’s up with that weird zoomer haircut
Luis Ross
A wonderful prayer.
Luis Evans
Modern Richard for a modern audience.
Jordan Kelly
>pr*testants
They honestly sicken me, bros
Isaiah Foster
DONT PIRATE
Zachary Barnes
didn't the blonde guy die?
Grayson Murphy
>as for being a little jewish, we've all done things we're not proud of
holy shit
Jeremiah Phillips
How the FUCK did he make that on the fly???
Austin Sanders
I'm afraid so. I even posted on his online obituary thing. It was sad.
Adrian Torres
Burnish, eh?
Jordan Fisher
>pedo caller
Good shit, so far
Landon Howard
>CHAD'S BACK
>VATICAN PRIEST IS BACK
WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS
Jason Perez
what's my chance of actually getting thru if i call in?
Christopher Anderson
Call and say nigger
Jaxon Nguyen
I still can't believe Shia LaBeouf and Paul Dano had a baby together
Caleb Parker
do they screen calls?
Isaac Flores
And the priest is trans now fucking kek
James Hill
PUT STEVEN ON THE PHONE YOU HOMOTESTICLE
Hudson Lee
TRANS HANS FANS
Leo Anderson
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
Blake Williams
Sort of.
Thomas Perry
Good luck, m8. Do Yas Forums proud, please don't be cringe. If you'd be so bold, please ask how he got Chad back.
Zachary Edwards
I feel like the whole Jesus chatline thing is kind of played out. It's been like what? 10 years? Richard is still cool to watch and I'm sure he has fun doing this but I feel like we should move past the meme already. It's like those people that play those 15 year old mmorpgs because they can't let go of their nostalgia. Odd vibes.
Levi White
>I'm still attracted to women with my male body
Made me crunch too, Richard.
Jeremiah Young
He posted anime. 99% chance it's going to be ultra cringe.
Matthew Martinez
is there anything better?
John Ramirez
Does he pay royalties to Arcade Fire?
Adrian Collins
"Jesus didn't tap out..."
because he was already tapped in
Easton Kelly
How can one be soi and chad at the same time?
Gavin Kelly
>It's like those people that play those 15 year old mmorpgs
Literally me. Feels bad man.
Lincoln Mitchell
Kino is back on the menu