HONESTLY, What the fuck was his problem?

HONESTLY, What the fuck was his problem?

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His tax policy was unfeasible.

Micro-dick

The taxation of trade routes.

Everyones hates knife ears.

He was really into jewelry making and everyone called him gay for it.

He was prepared to kill millions for Galadriels feets. the bitch should have just took one for the team.

imagine wearing that armor day after day and even sleeping in it? he was uncomfy as FUCK

What's the point of taking over the world if you're going to destroy it all in the process?

for the lulz

bunch of sweet ass battles and other cool shit. fuck yeah

He's gay, and he was dumped by his dady Melkor

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He believed he could rebuild it. Never got to the stage where he finally realizes he's over his head and calls a contractor.

According to Tolkien he saw the world as disorderly and believed he knew best how to run it. He never wanted to destroy it.

>kills everybody and destroys all castles while laying siege

All the numenoreans and elves, sure. He'd just enslave anyone else who would give in to him

literally evil

The (((elves))) put tariffs on Mordorian goods.

Literally just a cuck for morgoth who was seething because God didnt want to hear his song
I want to strangle all tumblrposters who write LOTR fanficton

>According to Tolkien... He never wanted to destroy it.

Yes. It seemed to me that was more Melkor/Morgoths game (?chaotic evil), through jealously and hatred for Illuvatar, the Valar and all that they created and held dear. Melkor was a master manipulator and often seeded his plans by deceiving and corrupting others (Sauron, a Maia, in this case), promising them power and ruling - which would contradict Melkors actions i think. I thought this would have been pretty obvious to most, so my question is: So what the fuck was Saurons problem (?lawful evil), if he himself wanted order? Why serve Melkor? Did he hope to eventually usurp Morgoth when the time was right?

Pride comes before the fall.

it's not real, it's like the bound shit you can summon in Oblivion; his real form is different to this.

I always wondered what this guy looked like without the armor. Someone explain.

Imagine being so dumb ypu put 99% of your power and soul into a fucking ring

Extremely hot.

Like this.

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>seething because God didnt want to hear his song
Now this guy is a scholar

he's actually a fair-faced white haired elven twink beneath this shit.

He's a spirit, an angel. He doesn't really look like anything. When he walked among the elves and the Numenorians, he looked like one of them.

A better question, why did Saruman betray Sauron? They literally have the same goal, remaking ME into their own "Better" image using machines and industry

He was a Maia like Gandalf. Born wizard, didn't even have to wait till he's 40.

Melkor is the Prime Archtype of pure destructive chaos.

Saruman is the lesser Archtype of industrial craft/autocracy (Tyrannical Autocrat) which contrasted with Aragon's agrarian spiritual craft/nobility (Philosopher King).

And yes this is the best way to view gods IRL as well, so myriad of reasons.

Literally a virgin

I always did wonder why he suddenly crumbled when he was detached from the ring but it makes sense now. He wasn't human.

Saruman wanted all the power for himself instead of sharing.
How is this difficult to know?

Read 'The Last Ringbearer' if you want to understand Sauron's motivations. It wasn't written by J.R.R. Tolkien so don't take it as the final word but rather a reasonable explanation why someone in Sauron's position would have done what he did.

His problem is that they showed too little of him. Should've had some more scenes of him wrecking elf twinks and humies.

This is a moral-driven World, please remember this. Tolkien didn't write for the sake of the narrative, his universe is pulled straight from moral building volkisch lore combined with latin lore.

It helps serves how industrial/autocratic thinking leads to betrayal time and again through "avarice, and greed"

>Reading soviet propaganda
At least it would be fan if the author cared a little about LotR lore.

Because he thought he'd do a better job.

*Why* he betrayed him has more depth than the entirety of LoTR, imo.

Idk ask the Jews

Like a disfigured charred corpse presumably. He lost ability to take fair image after the drowning of Númenor.
Gollum describes Sauron:
>`Yes, He has only four on the Black Hand, but they are enough,' said Gollum shuddering. 'And He hated Isildur's city.'

so fuckable

Because his entire reasoning for going rogue was because Sauron was insurmountable and joining him was the only way to survive
that makes sense, and Tolkien makes a big point of Saruman's debased status after he is defeated, emphasizing that

He also had a form were he was a elve with comfy robe.

He never "betrayed" him because he's always wanted the ring for himself. He feigned loyalty and plotted to find and captured the Ring for himself, this is why he sent the Uruks to waylay the fellowship and bring the halflings to Isengard. But he didn't know that Sauron saw through his bluff (partly because some Mordor orcs escaped the Uruk-hai and brought news of Saruman's forces capturing the ring, partly because Sauron could guess his thoughts when they conversed through palantír).

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Here is a Key for you, friend.

"Shakespeare"'s works made English a viable literary language in Europe. Before hand, no real books of merit were written in that low tongue. "Shakespeare" changed all of that.

In many esoteric circles, Shakespeare's work is credited to non-other than the Father of Academia, Francis Bacon. The same Francis Bacon who is also credited with translation the New Testament for King James.

Tolkien has deep spiritual connection to Shakespearean *and* Biblical stories which is woven into the very soul of the narrative and had access to the same esoteric documents Bacon did...

The Silmarillion should be read like the Bible.

Literally or allegorically.

Which is for brainlets I wonder?