>Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway - John Wayne
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway - John Wayne
Jace Nelson
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Jayden Powell
Rate my poster
Jaxson Perry
how can any other man compete?
Luke Martinez
>"There's a rebel lying deep in my soul. Anytime anybody tells me the trend is such and such, I go the opposite direction. I hate the idea of trends. I hate imitation; I have a reverence for individuality." - Clint Eastwood
Nolan Fisher
Saved
Nathaniel Wood
>tfw he knew it was a trap all along
Cooper Martinez
*sounds of many lawmen massing outside with rifles*
>I guess... you'll be thinking of... just riding on out of here, Tex...?
>I reckon so, Mr.Hansen. Thanks for jawing with me a spell.
*puts on coat, cocks gun and walks out into the light, cut to black*
>THERE'S A MAN GOING ROUND TAKING NAMES
Nathaniel Howard
Fuck’s sake
Grayson Anderson
can some user kindly give me a quick rundown on this bloke?
Angel Perry
I don't get it. It's that some kind of a rapist?
Chase Ross
Luis Brown
Hes just a man
Trying to find his own path through life
Nicholas Miller
>Don't that cunny look tasty?
Eli James
More Vince kino
Parker Richardson
>the way she recoils from him
kino
Carter Wilson
Mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him
Justin Gutierrez
Ironic coming from a yellow-bellied WWII draft dodger.
Landon Miller
Why is this so funny? I mean at first he seems like "Fuck You, Hansen, am taking that girls innocence and you're just gonna have to watch me!", but then he starts blubbering away about how hard he has it "being weird"? The whiplash is hilarious. Am I fucked up guys?
Grayson Wright
Vincent went down to Fairfield
He was lookin' for some cunny to sling
He was in a bind
'Cause he had a big behind
And he wanted a cute little thing
When he came upon the decoy
On her lonesome in her home and lookin' hot
Then Chris Hansen showed
When she gave the code
And said, "Vin, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a lawman on the tube
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good victim, boy
But give Chris Hansen his due
I'll bet a pizza roll
Against your soul
'Cause I think you're a pedo, too"
Vincent said, "I'm unemployed
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause you're a coward, Chris Hansen"
Nolan Carter
War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be.
Cooper Price
The Saint of Cunnys
Adrian Richardson
A young cowpoke went chatting out one dark and windy day
Upon a room he rested as he surfed along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of blue-eyed cunnies he saw
A'textin' through the laggin room offering him their bras
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost Hansen in the sky
His hands were still on fire and his dick was made of steel
Her hair wuz blonde and shiny and her hot breaths he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as he finally stepped inside
There waiting for him was the thorn in every pedos side
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost Hansen in the sky
Hansens face was gaunt, voice undeterred, forehead moist with sweat
He’s ridin' hard to catch that nerd but he hasn’t caught him yet
He’s got to ride forever in that chatroom up in the sky
On a horse snortin' fire, as he rides on, hear his lawful cry
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost Hansen in the sky
As the Hansen loped on by him, he heard him call his name
"If you want to save your soul from hell a' ridin' on my range"
"Then cowboy change your ways today or with me you will ride"
"A-tryin' to catch the cunnyseurs across these endless skies."
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost Hansen in the sky
Ghost Hansen in the sky
Jason Harris
Hansen: "Why don't you go join the police academy...or..."
>I'M FAT, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
Hansen: "You got no friends?"
>I Got one friend, but he always works....l...look at the way I dress and stuff everybody thinks i'm weird"
at least he's self aware, hopefully he ended up bettering his life.
Liam Torres
KINO
Julian Miller
How's this television related, you fucking prick?
Henry Jones
Nicholas Gutierrez
>t. Big Tex
Dylan Perry
>HANSON!
>ya yellabellied snake in the grass
>meet me at high noon behind the cunny coral
>we’ll finish this like men and find out whose the better man
>Visceral Vince or Tax Fleecing Chris
Andrew Perry
Kino
Christopher Sanchez
I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her cunny to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards entrapped me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still aliiiiiive.
Lucas Hughes
He knew he’d be fighting for the wrong side.
Blake Gonzalez
>AMBROSIO! LISTEN TO ME!
>THIS IS CHRIS HANSEN!
>COLONEL CHRIS HANSEN!
>DOES THE NAME MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!?