Movies about missed opportunities ?

If Yas Forums proves anything, user.

>he thinks Ronnie is actually spherical in real life
I'm surprised you remember to breathe

>Be 18, at a party
>Hit it off with a hot girl
>She says she needs to go to the bathroom
>Asks if I want to come
>"No thanks, I don't need to go"
>mfw realization hits the next day

probably plain looking in real life, that one star wars girl (who is cute, but plain) was with a short beta guy

Are you an anime protagonist?

>8th grade
>friend who is a girl greets me with a hug and a kiss on the cheek for like a week when i arrive at school
>thought she was doing it to make fun of me

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This is true.

I understand privacy but why would u wanna do it in a bathroom

Unironically yes. I avoided intimate contact for many years by subconsciously blocking out any time somebody showed interest in me

Crowded house party, not many places to go

Ronnie's mommy is cute

I'm going to go ahead and dump this pasta again. I have nothing better going on.

>Had oneitis in HS, still the only girl I ever legitimately connected with
>She moved here jr. year of highschool
>Sit near each other because our last names are close alphabetically
>Starts using small talk every day to force me to talk to her, in a month evolves into us grouping together every chance we got, goofing off before and after class, had a game where we'd flip each other off when passing in the hallways
>Start flirting. Would play fight, sit in each other's laps, feed each other, she'd draw little hearts and smiles on me, would die laughing at any joke I told.
>Flaked on 2 "I'll see you there" type dates that she asked me on, never had the balls to ask her to do anything
>Meets who became her long-term BF at a basketball game that I told her I wasn't going to
>Friendzones me, keeps me around as guaranteed male attention / backup BF
>Still kind of blatantly and obnoxiously flirt with each other, and it always seemed to ramp up during periods where she hadn't seen him in awhile
>Stop seeing each other after HS and stop texting soon after that
>Starts texting me again out of the blue a few years later, we talk about the same random shit we always did and send dumb pictures and videos to each other
>One day randomly tells me "lol get a snapchat so we can send funny pictures to each other ;) lol"
>Respond with "naw, social media is gay just text me"
>Starts ghosting me again soon after.
>Breaks up with her BF in that same time frame, starts dating a new guy a few months later who she's now married to
>Didn't realize until well after the fact the gravity of the situation and what she was trying to do
>Don't have any contacts with her any more, still see and talk to each other occasionally, mostly at the gym, but don't have that same "spark" or whatever that we used to

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>Grade 8
>Girl is super playful and touchy with me for most of the year, one point she was putting her legs on the back of my chair and let me touch her legs and feet
>Grade 9
>Same girl walks home with me for like a month and is super nice to me when we meet in hall
>Eventually let my tism show and start talking about Yas Forums and shit to try and impress her
>Struggling to make friends with people at new school so I became super introverted and kind of lost the ability to initiate conversations, so I see her but dont say anything
>Make a habit of smiling when I see her and she always smiles back, again never initiating coversations
Fast forward a little bit
>She makes friends with other people
>Have to watch her walk with them cause they all go the same way as me
>Havent talked to her in years now

At least I got a glimpse of her hairy pusy once so whatever

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nice blog

>small town
>only two kids live on my street
>me and girl one year older
>we hang out constantly
>develop a crush
>but is an awkward kid so show it by picking on her
>she stops hanging out
>decide she wasn't very pretty anyway
>she shows up to hang out over the years
>know she likes me now
>want nothing to do with her
>just want my vidya
>many many years pass
>both adults
>visit hometown where she still is
>hang out, she is aggressively flirting
>still not attracted but figure why not
>go back to her place
>it's fucking trashed
>tells me I can watch her change clothes
>but I can't touch her
>wut.jpg
>just go downstairs and waits
>she comes down and tells me she was molested as a kid
>also she has herpes from her last boyfriend
>also she wants to touch my penis
>nope the fuck out of there

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>1 (one) actual movie recommendation
>rest is blog post cancer
wow

Using any corruption of the phrase "what are some movies" and using a comic or twitter post as your OP image is the universal sign for a stealth off-topic thread.

Looks pretty spherical to me

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Don't worry user, I actually did go to the bathroom one time, and the girl just wanted me to make sure her dress zipper was all the way up. It wasn't, so she told me to zip it up, then walked out and closed the door in my face.

I haven't dated nor flirted with a girl in 9 years since I graduated from high school.

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Factually incorrect

It happened to me. And I blew it just like Ronnie.

he obviously exaggerates proportions. he's not as spherical in real life and she was probably uglier than she is in the comics. it's not that hard to believe that an uglier girl would be willing to go to prom with an uglier guy, especially if noone else wanted to go with her

Where did you find this picture of me?

And then everybody clapped as well

>13 year old me
>girl straight up says to one of my friends "if user asked me out I would say yes"
>didn't ask her out because she had previously went out with someone I was semi-friends with and I didn't want things to be awkward
>went on to be a GFless virgin for another 8 years
I can't imagine how normal I would've turned out to be if I just had some confidence in that moment. Now I'm 23 and dating a 30 year old goth with depression

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>tfw went to a high school that had barely any girls at all, none in my year
i was doomed from the start

>Now I'm 23 and dating a 30 year old goth with depression

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Someone got the virgin dobson vs. the Chad Ronnie?

you were 13 lol you would have forgotten about it in 2 weeks

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