Wow, I never realised how pozz LOTR was
Wow, I never realised how pozz LOTR was
Daniel Turner
Colton Flores
Yeah, someone post the copypasta of Tolkien critiquing apartheid
Dominic Jackson
Bait thread
Ian Williams
Would a MTF tranny be able to kill the witch king?
Josiah Evans
>It is now exactly twenty years since I began in earnest to complete the history of our renowned hobbit-ancestors of the Third Age. I look East, West, North, South, and I do not see Sauron; but I see that Saruman has many descendants. We Hobbits have against them no magic weapons. Yet, my gentlehobbits, I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Sarumans and see spring again in the trees.
Tolkien was anti-hate. Everybody could've learned something from him.
Luis Thompson
Kek
Anthony Lopez
>Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!”
>A cold voice answered: “Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn! He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.”
>A sword rang as it was drawn. “Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.”
>“Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!”
>Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. “But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”
>The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt.
The book scene was even more kino.
Inb4 “it was all mary’s knife”
Michael Howard
But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.
Parker Richardson
What was Tolkeins tranny policy?
Brandon Fisher
This honestly makes no sense how she(a mortal) can kill him simply because she's not a male(man).
Are you born with magic, demon-killing powers the moment you're born a woman?