I AM ADOLF HITLER

WELCOME TO THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO, PART TWO

WAKE UP, SCROOGE!

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>battle clearly rigged for Hillary to win and look sympathetic
>Trump still has the best lines and wins
What did they mean by this?

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YOU
SPAGHETTI
EATING
FUCK!

HOW'S YOUR
SPICE-RACK-DOING?

I'LL
BE IN MY SHIP.

HAVE FUN

CANOEING!

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>Cos the whole game is rigged and we aaaalll know the riggers
>for the last 8 years this country's been run by

where's the links, faggot

Caesar vs Zulu was the only one I ever enjoyed, besides the brutal lines from Clint Eastwood.

How will they do Joe Biden vs Trump?

>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>I WIKIPEDIA THIS!
>I WIKIPEDIA THAT!
>I WIKIPEDIA (what????)
YOU WIKIPEDIA CAN'T!
>WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA
>I AM THE WIKIPEDIA!!!
*drops mic*
>WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

charlie chaplin was 100% based

What fucked Bruce Lee's reputation more, Brad Pitt in OUATIH or Clint Eastwood?

Churchill vs Roosevelt is the GOAT you can't prove me wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

YOU KNOW
RAPPING AGAINST YOU, IT'S NOT EVEN-A FUN
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY SET YOUR BRAIN ON STUN

I really can't fathom how many of his movies are on the IMDB top 250 movies list.

hey I know the rhyme to this one

niggers! haha!

YO I’M MC DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IRONY IS
WALKED UP TO A GIRL AND I GAVE HER A KISS
SHE SAID “LET’S GO TO YOUR PLACE, I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK”
I SAID “HELL YEAH BITCH, THAT’S SO IRONIC”

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BUT YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE RIGHT NOW
IM THE GHOST OF WHATS RIGHT NOW

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Fucking unironically, unequivocally, unabashedly B A S E D

so what's everyone's favourite battles?

my top 5 would be:
Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
Shakespeare vs Dr.Seuss
Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe
James Bond vs Austin Powers
Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky

JANNY

VS

FROGPOSTER

BEEEEGIIIIN

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laughed audibly

Stephen Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe
Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
Mario Brothers vs Wright Brothers
Fran Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

youtube.com/watch?v=6oIkpd2j3dI
Reminder that ERB got blown the fuck out

Seven to eight, max

>YOU WANT A WAR, GAV? WE BRING YOU PAIN, SLAV
BBC solved the epic rap battles of history genre in that single rhyme

5 to 11

SO TAKE A SEAT STEVE
OOP
I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN

Street Music with KassemG > Epic Rap Battles

Ivan the Terrible V Alexandre the Great (Frederick the great won)
The Russians (Putin won)
The Movie directors (Michael Bay won)
James Bond V Austin Powers (Austin Powers won)
Romeo and Juliet Vs Bonnie and Clyde : Juliet won
Eastern Vs Western Philosophers : Draw
Jack the Ripper V Hannibal Lecter (Jack won)
Zeus V Thor (Thor won)
Gordon Ramsay V Julia Childs (Julia won)

>tfw they unironically removed this video from their channel

It's on Nice Peter's channel. It was their first video, so it was before they made "Epic Rap Battles of History" its own dedicated thing

The undisputed king of youtube music is still Schmoyoho Charlie Sheen after all these years

IM ABOUT TO TAKE A DICKINS OF A DUMP

It's unironically not an Epic Rap Battle video. It's on Peter's original channel.

Oppenheimer vs Thanos was pinnacle rap kino

>You want to talk about death, how about the one that looked at you and swiped left
Best line they've ever written

i just wish thanos had a better second verse