Is he the Roger Ebert of our generation?
Is he the Roger Ebert of our generation?
>our generation
bro, he's Gen X. that ain't my generation.
I feel like most of my issues with this whiny fat bitch would go away if I could just slap him around for a few minutes.
Why does he want to look like a cholo?
cast him
As in he has the shittiest taste imaginable? Yeah, he's pretty much Roger Ebert
No because Bob is a complete fuck up cocksmoker of a human being.
His ego would tell you he's the next Ebert but the truth is he could never compete.
I mean he's obese but I don't think he's an alcoholic
I was gonna say that guy from My Name is Earl, and American History X, but he's fucking jacked now.
Kevin Smith after an all-lard diet
Ethan Suplee
I'm a dictionary of character actors
>Roger Ebert
hope moviebob's story ends the same way.
Being a self-important beta male impressed with his own very average intellect who injects his political left-think into literally every soapbox he gets a chance to preach from no matter how irrelevant to the topic?
Patton Oswalt.
He's posted on twitter before about being blackout drunk and waking up in hotel lobbies.
The reason I don't believe him about it is because I doubt any hotel wouldn't just call the police to remove him.
An obese hack fraud with shit taste? Absolutely.
He smokes weed and hates whitey.
he ate roger ebert?
>stole the future I EARNED
what exactly did he do to "earn" that cyberpunk future he describes? review some fucking movies? how are those two connected?
He would be insulted by the comparison, for in his mind he's the Aristotle of our time.
Why didn't he recycle that instead of hanging on to trash?
I remembered old moviebob to be decent, but in reality like 75% of his old videos are the same rabid SJW garbage as now
I hate Bob's politics but he's been the only film critic I've listened to since he liked Sucker Punch in 2011, and with the exception of superhero movies I agree with almost all of his reviews.
King of the Monsters sucked.
He ate a lot of potato chips and jelly doughnuts. It was very hard work but someone had to do it.
He was an enlightened nerd who realized the superiority of superhero comics and progressive politics in high school. He got relentlessly bullied for this (and being a disgusting fat piece of shit)
He has a sophisticated taste
Why is he so fat? Why does he marinade chicken in Mountain Dew? Why does he get drunk and go on embarrassing twitter rants?
wtf good for him
>Marinated in mountain dew
Do americans really?
Why are we suddenly getting all these threads on this fatass loser
Bob, take notes.
Why does he cook everything with moutain dew?