What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

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A comfy, if occasionally poorly scripted film, about a British loser getting transported to an alternate reality where the Beatles don't exist and he cashes in on their songs.

pajeet self insert fantasy where the only way he can get a white pusy is to steal the most famous rock band's music

does he shit on abbey road?

>He's not a guy who showers much
>poo poo poo poo poo poo, oh yeah

It started kino but doesn't stick the landing. Boyle couldn't figure out what the moral of the story was so he just shoved a bunch of shit in the end. I wanna marry Lily James tho.

Danny Boyle's poo fetish manifests as transfroming something quintessentialy british (The Beatles) to some brown faggots fever dream

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>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile

A romantic comedy that grossly miscast a man that no woman wants to fuck as the lead.

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The ultimate Pajeet cope
This

As mocked by Hollywood Handbook
>1st google search for Beatles returns nothing
*gasp*
>2nd google search for Rolling Stones returns nothing
*gasp*
>3rd google search for Childish Gambino and he exists
PHEW Music continues to endure!

What pissed me off most about this film is the lack of conflict. Dude just ends up sad while never having to confront any real issue. The humour is atrociously bland also

>i am the walrus
>poo poo in loo

>number 2
>number 2
>number 2

I'm a huge Beatles fan and this movie pissed me off. Its just a romantic comedy, and it really piss poor one that takes itself way too seriously and gets all melodramatic toward the end. Could have been a funny and playful premise but they make all the obvious jokes and then get sappy.

Also, that fucking SNL lesbian chick RUINS every fucking scene she is in with her shitty ass "comedy". It's like she thinks she;s in an snl skit and the only way she knows how to get laughs is to make goofy faces every time she's on camera and say every line with overt irony thats so on the nose it's like she's in a different movie than everyone else. She has one note and boy does she play it loud. Ruined the movie

>The only way a poo could possibly conceive writing songs as brilliant as the beatles is if he steals from them
Sound pretty based to me

There's a scene where he visits John Lennon who is still alive living in some modest home in the english country side and played by an actor that looks nothing like him

i shit you not. It was so cringy i turned it off right then

you do realize that a white guy made this shit. while i wouldn't mind getting some white pussy the idea of romantic love with another race is perverse and usually does not sit well with audiences of non caucasian races. i know this might be hard to believe but look at the volume of race mixing propaganda produced by white people and compare that with other races. also see demographic stats in pic related.

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BROWN ON WHITE

I was going to call bullshit on this but then I remembered I watched this movie and this actually happened

WE ALL SHIT IN A DESIGNATED STREET

Kate McKinnon was a disaster in this movie, just like Ghostbusters. Mugging for the camera, the same old SNL schtick delivery, without any ability to play off other actors. I’m assuming they threw in some of her adlibs, because some lines were totally out of place, and unfunny. She’s become the female Dana Carvey, but less talented.

I'm never gonna watch this but does the movie show how different the landscape of popular music without the Beatles or is everything literally just the same but just without The Beatles. Because if it's the latter, that's just lazy.

Isn't there already a manga about this exact situation?

Richard Curtis isnt a pajeet

>Here I squat head in hand
>Turn my face to the wall
>If I miss I can't go on
>Hating the loo's stall
>Everywhere people stare
>Each and every day
>I can see them laugh at me
>And I hear them say

>Hey, you've got to go poo in the loo
>Hey, you've got to go poo in the loo

This whole concept is utterly fucking retarded. Are the audience supposed to support the character whilst he's being a thief or do you just spend the whole movie waiting for him to get comeuppance?

It's the latter. They just make a shitty joke that Rolling Stones and Oasis wouldn't exist without the Beatles, but Donald Glover and Ed Sheeran somehow remain the same.

Kino

Someone please post an image of this scene.
I need to see what hipsters think old man Lennon would look like.
I need it.

Absofuckinlutley my man. I said the same thing halfway through the movie. She is god awful and ruins every scene she is in. Literally the camera cuts to her and she sticks her tongue out and makes goofy faces. Every line she has in pandering and she;s constantly winking at the audience. She dosnt seem to know the difference between performing in live skits and movie making

Well, that makes even less sense. If the Beatles never existed and someone today came up with their hits then that person would never be become a music superstar. They'd have some indie cred but do you really think zoomers today are gonna jam out to "Ticket To Ride"?

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nice and homely

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He's really not that bad looking for a street-shitter.

oh god he's even got long hair and the round glasses. And it's played straight. Like he's supposed to be giving advice or something.

I'm surprised they didn't have some asian woman painting the walls in the background

>This sexy bitch is prude and waiting for poo in loo cock
Less believable than the entire world forgetting the Beatles existed

It's making history right, wite boiiii

He starts out as a indie singer, but then Ed Sheeran finds out about him and invites him to open for his show, then somehow he becomes even more popular than Ed. It's a bit dumb, really. They also try to modernize the songs.

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Hipsters would still rate Revolution 9 in any year

Why did they cut out Ana getting poo'd?

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They probably would but it's hard to gauge. That song had literally never existed so release it today and it seems fresh, issue is half the music of today can't exist without the fucking Beatles. They're that influential.

>Eleanor Rigby
>Picks up the shit in the street where an Indian has been
>Lives in a dream

She looks 45.
Also James Corden is a big, fat, painfully unfunny queer.

>He's well acquainted with the touch of the wiping hand
>like a designated shitting street

This, and I don't even like the Beatles that much, but you can't deny their influence.

>you say loo
>I say no
>you say why?
>and I shit on the floor