WE ONLY HAVE THE CURE FOR ONE OF YOU

WE ONLY HAVE THE CURE FOR ONE OF YOU
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY VENTILATOR!

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IF I UNPLUG THAT WILL YOU DIE?

ah-bloo-bloo

>Dr Fauci, I'm CDC

Dr. Pavel, I'm sick.

great

the virus brought back bane posting

>not injecting disinfectant
Doctors and Big Pharma HATE this trick!

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD COOF ON A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE?

>perhaps he's wondering why a man would donate 40 cpap machines and call them ventilators!

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is that mike from red letter media at the very back?

I thought this would've been the first image to come out of this POWERFUL picture

Based CIA

Now that hand shaking is dead we need a new greeting. Bowing is too submissive for Americans. How about the fake high five from Demolition Man?

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we will dab

Fuck you, cocksucker

Dean?

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>September, 1944
>a heavily pregnant Anne Frank is being led down the corridors by Doctor Josef, having been selected by him personally on the Auschwitz train platform for insidious medical experiments as she is carrying twins
>as she is dragged down the corridor, Anne can hear the screams of pain and terror from inside the operating rooms, their doors not being enough to contain the awful human misery of their occupants
>terrified and determined to protect her unborn children from a fate worse than death, Anne's resists with all her might, but to no avail, the wicked doctor's grip is too tight
>at last they reached the door of Room 101, where Mengele had something "special" planned for the young girl
>Mengele tries using his key to open the door and is surprised to find it unlocked
>nevertheless unperturbed, Mengele causally opens the door, revealing a shadowy ghost-like figure whose only visible feature is a pair of fiery brown eyes, holding an M1841 Mississippi Rifle leveled directly at his chest
>before the doctor can even begin to react, the apparition pulls the trigger
>Anne is instantly deafened by the blast, she feels a jerk as Mengel stumbles backward with a .54 caliber hole where his wretched heart once was, almost pulling her down as he falls
>as Mengele falls, this unknown protector reveals himself, stepping out of the darkness into the light
>he is a man in his mid-twenties, long reddish brown hair (longer than any man Anne has ever seen), tall (easily eclipsing the imposing Doctor Mengele in size and phyisque), blood containing the proud heritage of a millennia of Scots-Irish warrior poets from William Wallace to Nathan Bedford Forrest coursing through his veins, his chin covered in stubble, but nevertheless handsome
>although his uniform is steel grey, he wears no primitive Feldgrau, it is a radiant long gray coat, adorned with shining brass buttons and crimson bars, cuffs, and collar

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>his hat is tall and black like the Beaver Hat worn by the Orthodox of Anne's faith, but a golden bugle is pinned on the front
>he steps out into the corridor, rifle still trained on Mengele's chest, now throughly stained red, his face turning white as the life drains from him
>with careful and deliberate precision, he raises his foot and brings his boot down on Mengele's mouth as he begins to involuntarily gag on his own blood, crushing several of his teeth and beginning to smother him
>at last, Anne hears his voice for the first time, speaking a strange, almost alien dialect of English, "he'll be shaking hands with the Devil soon enough."
>at last he raises his face and his brown eyes, ablaze as if they were a pair of burning stars, lock with Anne's, soft and blue as the ocean that separates their lands
>for a brief moment, two hearts beat in unison, four eyes are locked, completely lost in each other
>at last, the sound of voices in German breaks their focus
>this watchful protector, this dark knights quickly runs a pair of fingers through Anne's chocolate brown hair before his hand lands on her shoulder, filling her with a sense reassurance
>"Come with me if you want to live."

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powerful

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AT LEAST YOU CAN BREATHE! WHO ARE YOU?

Lol

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8 yeas later and bane memes are still going on

I miss when TDKR just came out and CIA memes were just beginning to appear

Dancing cat is also here for at least 8 years

No one cared who i was until i put on the n95 mask

roman salute

>be room 202
>open door
>thor's ass pointed at me
>jealous of room 199 across from me

WAKANDA FOREVA

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My fucking sides. God I wish I can go back.

Based thread

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>sammy
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAN

post template

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theres no way this is real

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fuck, this must be the real one, right?

uh, maybe not cool to have fucking BATMAN show up right now

Don't worry, no masks for them

>if I pull that off would you die?
>it would be extremely infectious