I'm January Jones' agent, pitch her a tv series

I'm January Jones' agent, pitch her a tv series

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She goes and asks strangers to pay her to go on a date with her

>Table for Big Ooof, Party of 2

Adult sitcom series hosted at my house.
She plays the role of my horny and sexually fulfilled wife.
The gimmick is as soon as we're thinking of starting a family our sjw sojboj homosexual midget latino neighbors want to convert us into a cuckdom swingers lifestyle.

Waifuship ended with January Jones

Now Jordyn Jones is my fap material

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Okay, get this. I fuck her in both holes, then cum on her face.

A woman develops a rare illness that prevents her body from being touched by anything - including clothes!

Think of Once Bitten, but a TV show where she just tries to fuck and drain the blood of young virgin males to stay young in LA

>I'm January Jones' agent, pitch her a tv series
No.

I'm pitching her a tent right now

great series of shutting the fuck up

yuck.

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An actress meets a relentlessly handsome young guy and falls desperately in love with him. She escapes the degenerate hollywood gay mafia with his help and uses all her acting money to buy a huge property in a small town and has three children with him.

Cast:
Young actress- January Jones
Relentlessly handsome young man-Me

>cross-eyed
lel

Pitch: A handsome and talented advertising genius exec with a troubled past, tries to keep it together in the 60s.

JJ plays his wife.

that could actually work

why is one pajeet so obsessed with this broad?

It's her agent. Didn't you read the OP?

January Jones comes to Finland and meets her biggest fan, falls in love, and they have adventures and picnics together.

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chelsea handler biopic

An aging actress baby traps a rich, famous, and married Hollywood director. Our star blackmails the sucker, and uses the hush payments to live a fabulous and wacky life.

Would be perfect for BLACKED

Dogfart scene

>pajeet

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Pitch. Incels can’t stop posting her to Yas Forums.

She has many fans here. She is so underrated

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BLACKED

Wtf kind of name is January lmao? Who tf is named after a month? It's like calling someone July or August fucking kek.

Betty was great

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I know, right ?

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she seems mentally unstable. is that correct?

40-something without children, yes.

adds to the fun

she has a son

A series that's like Silk Stockings but the cases are X-Files. Imagine a more prestige Baywatch Nights and after every case she ritually skinny dips to cleanse her mind, body and begin afresh in the next episode.

What month did she lose her virginity and anal virginity?