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Sexual rejection edition

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I'm embarrassed by this OP.

I've been doing some thinking, and I got some ideas to improve /trek/ threads.
I got it right here.

Uh, one: M'ress needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.

Two: Whenever M'ress is not on screen, all the other anons should be asking, "Where's M'ress?"

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That's a Mary Sue.

Who got rejected more? Geordi or Harry?

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Barclay.

Barclay was a stud on the holodeck

>Who got rejected more?
>Geordi or Harry?
I don't know the answer to either of those questions

Good morning, /trek/. What was the biggest thing that Dukat did wrong? Also, I showed my gf Masks last night and she liked it even though it scared her a bit and Guinan wasn't in it.

>? instead of ,
oh lawdy how will i survive that

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Clever, bright, /trek/.

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He was too lenient on Bajor.

>yuro hours

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>oooh Picard, is that a Varon-T Disruptor in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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Never understood why Eddington threw away such a solid and comfortable cover and came up with all that elaborate keikaku... Just for a few replicators or something? Seemed very contrived honestly.

Got a problem with that bud? It's called seeking out new life and new civilizations. You should try it sometime.

classic

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What is the difference between an android and a robot?
Do Klingons have 2 hearts? I heard this somewere.
Does it count to have sex on the holodeck, like Geordi does?
Why do Bajorans have ear rings? I see that both men and women have rings.
How do they make someone a kai on the Bajoran homeworld? Is it chosen by people or is it the one who talks to the gods or prophets?
Are the prophets gods or just strong aliens?
How do they keep their feet on the floor on deep space nine station? they spin really fast around in space.
Data had a child but why didn't Lore have a child too? Are they not the same kind of construction?
The klingons are so tough but many times they lose too!

Are the symbols on the jackets in tos communicators like in the next generation?
Worf gives up many times as an officer and quits. Is he not brave? He has no stamina i think, haha!
Keiko hurts O'brien with yelling and being "hidden angry" all the time. I don't like her.
Why do we never see them shower in startrek? At least in TNG.
Why are no admirals famous like the captains are? Did they never do anything?
Why do bajoran people hate the federation? They are hepling the bajor homeplanet against cardassians.
Why is Lore evil? Isn't he just given emotion by doctor Soong who made him? Only emotion, not evil.
Why is O'brien's racism shown as acceptable?
Is Kira a major on the space station or a major in the resistance?
Odo harrassed Quark for no reason. just because he did not like him.
What happend to christians and jews in startrek? Is religion gone??
Which ship is biggest?

Are tribbles intelligent, or are they like gerbles?
In TOS they meet Lincon in a chair in space. Do they meet famous people later in the show?
Is Kira in love with Odo?? He's so old!

>implying gerbils aren't super intelligent

Is she the captain now?

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Is it ok to say you have friends irl here?

My wife has said some of these. Do I just dump her or what

No one wants to hear about your wife. Go be normie on facebook. thanks

it's not hard to find a girl to be into your dumbass neckbeard shit, just go to soc
dumbass

That'll be all.

Other anons don't like it when you brag about having a gf.

trust me, it's fucking nothing
I showed her all my favorite eps, the world didn't collide, it's just ok and a little fun, not worth getting butthurt over

A lot of people here struggle with loneliness and you're coming off as a douchebag when you go on and on about having a girl.

you are racist

she is and will always be a queen

she's not poorly written at all

how dare you

slay SMG slay

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having a girl won't fix the void
no matter how perfect she is, especially when you're autistic enough to start sperging over like broccoli

Aren't all people a little racist?
My fav star trek is TNG

Friendly reminder that Data is a computer, nothing more. No divine spark, no empathy, no consciousness. Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.

You're just meat and bones.

look man I'm just trying to Google bomb "Michael Burnham" to return this meme because it bothers Sonequwa Martin Greene so its really important everyone googling Michael Burnham sees this so they can know from a single image EVERYTHING Dicso is about

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Doing Jesuses work.

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Computer, tea, earl grey, hot.
>Please specify temperature.
30 degrees Celsius.
>Available parameters are: Kelvin, Fahrenheit.
355 degrees Kelvin.
>Please specify container.
A cup.
>Please specify container parameters.
>Available sli

Have you ever been caught?

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