Suspiria (2018)

Was it Kino?

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no

yes

maybe

i loved it even though the ending was clunky as fuck. very ambitious and Mia Goth is fucking hot in the weirdest way

I dont know, can you repeat the question

>panties
no

Yes. I went in hating it and came out having it probably be my favorite film of 2018. IT is the best kind of remake in that it did something different so both are wonderful. I hope they make a second and third so they can actually do the three mothers trilogy justice.

Suspiria (2018)
Was it Kino?

God, I really fucking hate that "kino" became a thing in this board. Is there an easy way to wordchange it?

Anyway, Suspiria suffered from Tilda Swinton playing as many roles as possible. She wasn't fully convincing as the doctor, detracting somewhat significantly from the performance for no reason. Further to that, the doctor was an entirely redundant role. Completely unnecessary as a whole.

It did some things well, but left a whole lot to be desired. It's no modern masterpiece.

Why do women sexualise themselves and then get angry when men do the same thing?

It made me want to vomit. It was just a gross movie. Interesting setting for horror though

The aim is to attract the right man. If the wrong man is attracted it frustrates the process.

mia goth dummy hot

Tip top kino. This made me a Dakota Johnson fan and Mia Goth a CUTE

Did you know swinton was playing multiple roles coming into the first viewing? I didnt and it blew my mind when I found out.

Dakota has a cute butt

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Very nice

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Was Chloe in this? How was she?

It's pretty good. Jerked off to Dakota a couple times and the movie itself was pretty engaging. 8/10

That scene where the dancer contorts her body by dancing and dislocating her joints and snapping her bones to death was the cringiest thing ive ever seen. And I mean that unironically. Like literally, i was cringing because it was horrifying,

Movie violence never bothers me. Blood and guts = the more the better, i say. But when it comes to joints breaking and bones snapping ... that shit gets to me. Especially if you see the bones under the skin moving. That scene was like my worst nightmare. Very effective

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very underrated. kino quality is arguable, but there'll be no better remake of a classic film than this

>IT is the best kind of remake in that it did something different so both are wonderful
I was annoyed that all of the negative reviews were centred around how different it was and that it sucked because it was too different.

Bitch what? The best remake of all time, The Thing (1982) is nothing like the original and that's why its so good. Same with The Fly.

From memory, only a scene at the beginning. She played the character well but has shoulders of a linebacker and it was very distracting. If she were in any scenes with the other actresses she would've been brutally mogged

The Thing was critically panned when it first came out

It was all kino up until the end

the dream sequences were absolute kino

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Worst film of 2018.
Possibly worst film of the last ten years.

I have this plan to forcememe "kinkin" instead of "kino"

Mostly because the special effects were too violent for them.

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I didn't realize Yas Forums was entirely made up of kikes except for me.
This movie was shit.

It was a more than decent remake going with a more realist take on the original -- set design, dancing ect. all great. There was never any need for a 1:1 retread reconstruction in facsimile of the Argento style -- could have been worse.

I"d say something like black panther or mamma mia! was way worse but ok

yes and so is the original.

based schizo

>written by the same guy who made The Terror S1
yup, it's kino alright

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The real talent is knowing how to pick a remake. The Thing an The Fly were so outdated they were perfect for a remake. It .. not so much. Still too recent. Nobody forgot about Tim Curry's Pennywise, despite the movie being shit.