IM MAD, IM MAD FUUUUUUCK

IM MAD, IM MAD FUUUUUUCK

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Are British hillbillies really worse than American ones?

It pissed me off too.

why?

Those kids prove that pic related has the right idea

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>Seemingly people would know these two were going away for the weekend
>The chavs light a kid on fire and kill him
>Fassbender gets murdered
>A couple of the chavs get killed themselves
>Main character presumably gets murdered and there's a lot of witnesses

So unless literally all of these backwater fucks can get their story straight which is doubtful, they're fucked. There's two dead bodies which will turn up as missing persons and you've also got the dead chavs to worry about.

They wouldn't have gotten away with any of it.

I think the most frustrating part is more how stupid and pointless it all is, just chavs chaving out. You could make the same movie about a white couple in Detroit or something, have disenfranchised teenagers engaging in pointless escalating violence because they're shitty people from shit situations.

The aftermath of this movie could literally be a murder investigation on a detective show.

People disappear all the time.

>murderers
>thinking ahead

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watch the movie

Three people missing the the same area? One of them a child? And you've got other dead kids who'd need to be reported by their parents (the chavs)

This isn't a 'yeah people vanish all the time' scenario. Any dumbass detective would see fuckery afoot.

no

They do, but its very rare to not recover the body.
Even tourists who die to falling into random crevices when hiking get recovered within the decade.

The British working class are feral scum. We need to find some way of designing cars to run on blood, then we can harvest them. They serve no other purpose that to rinse this nations coffers through prison costs, rehab programs and benefits.

THERE! I SAID IT!

I remember watching this for Fassbender. I'm mad.

For frame of reference. Type "Broadmoor" into YouTube and notice that these aren't mentally ill people in the true sense of the word. Few of them have normal IQs or above, they're just so fucking stupid that their behaviour and ability to process the world around them is utterly deranged. They don't have learning disabilities, because they never applied themselves to that discipline in the first place. They are too stupid to empathise with other humans, and as a result, they commit awful crimes against others with abandon.

I would imagine the sheriff or whatever you bongs call your authorities in rural areas, would be friends with the father.

Rural areas in the UK are either empty of anyone but the odd farmer or small enough that you could in off the street on one side and come out onto a different street by walking in a straight line for an hour
Point being you don't need anyone to govern or policy specifically the rural areas, it would fall under the jurisdiction of the local council and the regular old police, who have a habit of investigating murders

Are all you queers any that the movie was bad
Or is it was good with bad points?

this movie is why i dont go camping in the norf anymore

Any sex scenes?

She should have gone full Depredator berserk on those kids

Friendly reminder that Yas Forums brit posters are invariably soft middle class rock/mumblerap/metal listening fags with mid length brownish hair and a flabby but not overweight body

Meanwhile the people they're posting with such vitriol about in here are comfortable, happy, fit, confident and often highly sociable and with a range of different social roles (they also actually reproduce and have families, unlike all you middle class loners alone in uni halls or your wagie job)

You losers will continue to whine about being le doomer and depression and probably end up offing yourselves, and yet you'll still maintain this bizarre sense of superiority over your betters.

The British middle class are the biggest slampig retards ever, and make up about 95% of "epic britfag" Internet users you see. They are the willing cattle of the ruling class who abuse and use them, and they are the snooty self perceived betters than the worker who is just living a genuine down to earth life. Sitting in the middle adding nothing other than 105IQ takes and smug analysis based on being above average in their English Lit GCSE

FUCK the British Middle class, a punch of turbofaggots. Pic related, guy on the right is the average smug brit you're speaking to online who's making edgy jokes about killing the working class.

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tl;dr
KYS

Go fuck your fridge bodied arthoe gf you middle class waste

I wanted her to get raped by the chavvy teen guy while Michael fassbender was made to watch

Was pretty good to see him brought down by a bunch of kids and destroyed, especially when he was tied to the tree with barbed wire and stabbed in the mouth haha

>the people they're posting with such vitriol about in here are comfortable, happy, fit, confident and often highly sociable
Classic soft middle class fag idealisation of the working class. Tory or Labour, it's always the same bollocks from you people. Comfortable? Complacent. Happy? The only working class Brits who aren't depressive and bitter are the ones so stupid that the government pays people to employ them. Fit? Have you even been to Britain? Confident? Only of their prejudices. Sociable? Aggressively conformist.

I briefly became so middle class that I came out with the kind of bollocks you've just posted, but then I got back to reality.

So you're one of them. It's true. They exist.

I turned it off half way through as well. I'm not sure but the way the thing escalated seemed so real to me. Too close to home.

What I mean is we had one of those nights as a kid. A friend of mine once started a bar fight that ended up with three people who weren't there dead. We also once vandalized a car. I got out of that circle quick.