What kinos are best enjoyed with the missus?

What kinos are best enjoyed with the missus?

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i always watched horror movies with my exes. the last one really enjoyed Suspiria. she was a cheating cunt though, so maybe that wasn't a good sign.

He's relentlessly handsome.

OI SHOUT OUT TO DA LONDON BATTI BOIS BIG UP CROYDON

Stoner comedies or entry level anime bullshit
Anything other than that and you might want to remember most women don't appreciate actual art or only pretend to

imagine waking up next to that creature on the right

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I want a bimbo gf so bad.

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I can't imagine why

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I'm trying to think of a joke about over cooking something but I'm not witty enough.

GO ON DEANO, GO ON MY SON!

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that bitch looks like she has been over cooked

DEANO DEANO DEANO

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>ywn hang with the lads in deano's new back yard and hit each other with chairs

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I'm happy you rose to the occasion to do what this user couldn't.

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OP's pic isn't a bimbo

AND SO YAZZIE CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE
AS HE'S WALKING ON BY

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it rips the skin

INGERLAND FOR THE INGERISH IS WHAT I SAY YES LAD

kek

What does it feel like to be cheated on? I cheat on my partners as a preemptive move I dont know why

I'd selflessly help them lotion them up thrice a day

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No movie is worth watching with a bimbo stupid woman, because their head will be in their phone the whole movie and will be asking questions about what’s happening every minute. All dumb (genetic female) whores are good for are for fucking.

Imagine the squeaky noises they make.

what the hell is up with British people these days?

they look freakish, like they took Jersey Shore tans and makeup shit to the next level

Imagine how strong her back is.

what is this, and how likely is it to tear? every time I see a pair of tits where this part is strained and visible like this, all I can think about is whether it can tear, and what the consequences of it tearing would be

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It would be very painful.

Yes but without the tattoos

Imagine being so boring that your date is on her phone the whole time she's with you

I just imagine taking a knife to it and having the basketballs of silicone rolling out of the incision

for you

Youre a big tit

What sort of career path would the guy fall into?
Sports?
Business?
Unskilled city work?

>thousands of dollars to look like a cartoon tranny

unskilled city work for sure