THE LAST DRIVE-IN GENERAL - PART 2

>What is The Last Drive-In?
The Last Drive-In is a double feature of horror flicks hosted by the worlds first and foremost drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs.

>Who is Joe Bob Briggs?
Joe Bob Briggs is a redneck movie critic and horror host from Texas, famous for shows such as "Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater" and "Monstervision". He is currently on his second season of The Last Drive-In.

>Where can I watch The Last Drive-In?
On Shudder's livestream channel "It Came From Shudder".
shudder.com/shudder-tv

START TIME: 9pm eastern / 6pm pacific

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Now Playing: Chopping Mall
Up Next: Bloodsucking Freaks

Joe Bob on Twitter
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this is pretty terrible

Pretty good film so far. Enjoyed hearing the guest talk about her camel toe.

Check out Night of the Comet if you haven't seen it. She's even cuter in that and the movie is one of the comfiest "horror" movies ever.

I have seen that. The other sister mogs her to be honest.

Nah

>House of Almonds

Why were almonds a thing for malls?

Almonds were presented as a luxurious yet affordable upper middle class sort of nut for some reason

Industry booms/also malls always needed quick filler stores. Probably a regional thing.

people like nuts, google how much china buys pecans and almonds. drives up prices locally in the US.

This. Fucking chinks are ruining my pecan pralines, the fucking insect cunts. I gotta pay fucking yankee prices for these shits now.

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Nice to see Joe Bob get quads, but I'll wait for the rip because fuck premium.

Joe Bob's gotta live too user. It's not like this has a huge budget or they're paying him millions. Support good content.

>can't pay $4 a month for joe bob

I can't tell, is this the same chick from Halloween 4?

...paint like that isn't flammable, is it?

Is this the second film?

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So is your moms snatch but unfortunately for us all, your dad made do.

The paint thinner certainly is but I don't think that paint would be.

They need to get Savage Streets with Linda Blair. Great sleazecore movie.

No, different chicks.

Dude was so broke he couldn't even afford bus fare before this, gotta respect the hustle.

Yes

Varnish or urethanes maybe. Also under pressure.

Didn't he write for a few magazine before The Last Drive-In?

>That titty bounce at the end

KINO

This is your smoke break, druggie user.

>A teenage vigilante seeks revenge on a group of violent thugs who raped her handicapped sister and killed her best friend.
I didn't know Linda Blair was so hardcore.

Know what we need, 1978s Prophecy with the giant monster bear.

Is it odd I haven't seen a single Linda Blair movie besides the first two exorcist films? I didn't know she was famous for more than just those.

I think that's normal. I haven't seen any other either. I thought she was pretty much only in Exorcist movies and that weird scam marketer movie on Best of the Worst.

I rented Repossessed back when I was a kid and my step-dad who was a huge horror and Leslie Nielsen nerd marked the fuck out that Linda Blair had reprised her role.

He did some freelance stuff for a few websites. Last Drive in has helped him start a few new projects - which is great - and he's doing a bit of traveling pre-covid. He's worth the payment and the time to take to see him live.

I actually did see him at Fantasia. I'm the user was who shitting on Jericho's billed height

Watch it on Prime, she wears a tube top the first third of the film, and she gets them out.

Hope I can see him live somewhere when all of these quarantines are over.

>He's worth the payment and the time to take to see him live.
cosigned. i saw his presentation on redneck movies and had a blast. also he's writing for a site called rebeller now.

Tfw him and Darcy drove a huge chunk of his Monstervision tapes to Shudder so they could upload the Joe Bob segments but its on hold cause of COVID

>Wheres the CHUD? On the fridge

I would give a left nut for all of his Monstervision material to be released.
Hell we dont even need the movies the fans would cut loose with edits on that

That hurts a bit - there are a few youtube channels with some decent ups - but to have nicer ones would be amazing.

Loved the redneck review - i could listen to him for hours. Had forgotten his new site - i know it's definitely a good site if you enjoy all the drive in fun.

>Women Against Pornography unwittingly raised this ugly horror movie's profile by denouncing its relentless, misogynistic violence.
>It is considered to be one of the most controversial films of all time by Filmsite.org.


Kino back on the menu boys.

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Damn, am I a shitty horror fan for having never heard of Blood Sucking Freaks? Excited to watch it though.

I've never seen it

I only know of it from Jericho's Podcast

>Not recommending Infinite Jest

Pleb