We need a new vampire film, come up with a very good idea for one, one that you'd actually give a fuck about

That'd have to be made by making a pilot 10million possibly, and not letting anyone know what the plot will be as to not get them to stop you from making it and releasing it

would also have to be filmed in serbia or italy or whatever

Vampires in a zombie apocalypse. The zombies are eating everyone so vamps have to kill them to save their food. The vampires are Jews and there are Nazi werewolf gangs roaming about. And Blade.

>in the deep past, Cro Magnon men with their new allied wolfhounds track nocturnal Neanderthal kidnappers, and exact revenge
>find evidence of ritual abominations/cannibalism
>holocoast allegory, but not
>wolf-dogs + vampire hunters in forests, operating at night
>cave combat climax/final redoubt interrupting ritual to summon some entity from inner earth
>seal cave with black powder barrels at entrance
>uh oh
>fast forward -- Templars (and/or Nazis) looking for artifacts
>Sequel setup

Wasn't gonna bite and but here goes:

>story takes place in the distant past
>revolves around a villainess who is a powerful necromancer and self labeled "blood mage". She is called the blood queen.
>she telepathically controls blood and can kill anyone with a thought (imagine your blood instantly turning to sludge)
>her telepathic control is absolute and effortless. Allowing her to form clothing and weapons out of blood
>she acts as the self appointed god of vampires, as she creates and totally controls a growing army of them
>every battle won, the corpses of the defeated are brought into the ranks of her army
>as she spreads her power and influence across the world, a kingdom in the distant south gathers a group of people they hope can assassinate the blood queen
>there are a lot of battles and such, and ultimately the little team of assholes are defeated and the blood queen wins.
>after taking the biggest kingdom in the lands, she decides she wants true immortality (she's still human, after all) and makes herself into a vampire.
>this ultimately proves to be a mistake, as she now had the weaknesses her children all share, and can no longer use necromancy (the idea is that she will now live forever but is extremely easy to kill as a result. A trade off)
>one of the main characters manages to distract her long enough for her to be badly wounded by wooden arrows fired by an approaching army
>she retreats, killing the main character and ultimately bleeds out before she can consume any blood to heal herself.

I know, not great, but I'm drunk.
I was kind of going for a "her thirst for power killed her in the end" but got distracted by oc donutsteel and waifu faggotry, lol....

Waiting patient for “the last voyage of the Demeter” to come out. Not to mention a movie that’s actually faithful to Stokers “Dracula” but I guess if I had to come up with an original movie about vampires it’d be a quasi slasher flick about a vampire stalking the Romanian countryside post WW1. Strange killings precede the insourcing of a foreign detective familiar with investigating serial killings. Townspeople are unwelcoming and belligerent. Detective meets a love interest, finds evidence that supports multiple killers, townsfolk seem to be hiding something. Eventually it’s revealed some of the townsfolk provide a vampire victims to sate his thirst. They get someone drunk and lead them towards the vamps lair and slice their throat or wrist so the vampire smells it. One of the victims put up a struggle, killed three of his kidnappers in the local bar. The vampire deprived of his meal begins to go on a rampage. The townspeople try to sacrifice the detectives love interest. In the end he kills the vampire before it’s necessary, or alternatively makes a deal with the vampire to save his love by giving her eternal life and provide it with fresh sacrifices

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I Am Legend spinoff

I got one instantly at your thread.

>In a world... where vampires are not real at all no matter how hard you hot topic... but vampire hunters are. Our hero goes around shooting high goth kids with silver bullets and staking them. Just re-dub early cuts from buffy and blade that remove all effects. Chop socky that shit like old gook movies.

So it's a take on the countess bathory story.
We're talking a strong medieval Hungarian vibe. Violent, bloody, dirty but with an ornate splendor.
Bathory's husband has returned from a Turkish war sick. But he soon regains his strength but is changed. Bathory soon sees what he has become an is seduced by the power and becomes a creature herself.
The movie follows her as becomes more and more of a monster. When she begins to list after he own children's blood she struggles with her last bit of humanity, lashing out at the local village girls to satiate herself. This orgy of violence is noticed by the other Nobles and members of the church. They launch an attack on the castle and capture the count and countess and put them on trial. The ending twist is that crimes are pinned on the servants who have become night creatures as well. And while they are tortured and killed by the church, the count and countess are moved quietly to a far corner of the empire. A sort of " le elites take care of their own" kind of ending

Set it entirely in medieval times. No modern bullshit.

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Just make a movie/show based on Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines. It's got incredible world and lore.

They did and it was horrible because it had such a low-budget they couldnt even afford to film it at night

a couple (bmwf) go some island for a vaccination with a group of friends. when a vaccinationer accidentally awakens a ancient vampire god, the town is turned into horny, violent vampires.

>muh solar flare
Alien idea is good, but the story needs to be more relatable to people.

Maybe custodian race gets a superiority complex and succumbs to their own base desires for blood before becoming shadowy tyrants?

sounds absolutely based

Fucking hired

People would just confused them with succubus

>reclusive band of powerful vampires living in the hills of the Balkans
>Turkish invasion
>Ottomans are played by British actors as is custom
>wacky adventures ensuse as the ottomans try to thwart the vampires who are trying to thwart their invasion of the Balkans
It ends with the ottomans elites becoming vampires and realizing whiteo*d imperialism is wrong

Turns out if you eat another human, you get their strength and years added to your own. This is why it is taboo, but it is a known and closely guarded secret key to pseudo-immortality. Vampires and wiendigo are just those in the know. The problem is, you get the inclinations and thoughts of those you eat as well, and they pile up and store same as the years and power.

I'd make a move that explores the cover-up and trauma of this as real as possible... really encourage kids to try it and copycat the nonsense. Maybe a few might eat eachother!

Too kino for this world, could never happen

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You should really watch Ravenous if you haven't.

A movie based on the hit /WEG/ : Love and Submission

Vlad would be so kino.
>A ruthless villain who is nevertheless pragmatic and implores his enemies to surrender.
>Willing to go any length to win and believes an empire of undeath is the only one that can defeat Chaos
>Despite all his tyranny he genuinely loves his wife and would do anything for her.

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