COMING THIS SUMMER

Absolutely based. Call the governor, Big Tex is officially absolved.

reminder his asshole's probably the size of a beer can diameter by now

Tell me about the pedo cowboy. Did he go to jail and how long did he serve? What's he doing nowadays?

>americans think that a 19 year old wanting to bang a 15 year old is something to destroy a mans life over

and you wonder why the world thinks you are savages

>we're more ghosts than people...

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Rode off into the sun set after his duel with Chris Hansen

>HANSEEEEEEN

>HANSEN YE YELLOW BELLIED SUNOFABITCH, IM CALLING YOU OUT! THIS 13 YEAR OLD AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

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Wow, a faggy loser trying to be a "classic man" when he's fat and disgusting. I hope he gets killed someday soon

>Ambrosio
life imitates art

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And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder

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These memes fucking kill me, whoever is making them please keep it up

>tfw Hansen kept based Tex from getting a belle to go South to Texas with him

>HE'S A RAT. HE SOLD US OUT TO THE GOD DAMN PINKERTONS.

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YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

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>I hope he gets killed someday soon
Suicide is probably the most realistic option.

>ALL THEM YEARS

No threads make me kek more than big tex threads

Why didn't he just go to a prostitute?

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THERE AIN'T NO GRAVE
CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN

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>I don't want this sarsaparilla I just want to get to the ranch.

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>OMG BIG TEX THREAD??? WOAH SO QUIRKY AND WEIRD MAN I LOVE 4CHANNELL NEVER CHANGE 4CHANNEL XDDD

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>Blood Hymen

Irrefutably based

youtube.com/watch?v=M2shuu1AVk4

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>We can't always fight nature, Chris. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight.

>Then give up, Tex.

>But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, Chris. You see?

>Then I have to arrest you.

>When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages.

>suddenly. Yas Forums supports pedos
What happened?

>HANSON YA YELLA BELLY SUMBITCH, I TRUSTED YA

We need more New Vegas edits with him

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Powerful.

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The rain will erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.

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I know how's behind this post
Show yourself Hansen,show the world the coward that you really are

>NOOOOOOOOOO
>WHY ARENT YOU TALKING ABOUT MUH STAR WARS FOR THE 900th TIME THIS ISNT BASED

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This is is more mockery than support, although there's often one or two legit degenerate nonces in the bigger threads.

Is she really talented, or just eye candy?

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aaahhh shes so cute bros. please tell me she isn't just pretending to be underage.

ALL DAY I'VE FACED THE BARREN WASTES
WITHOUT THE TASTE OF CUNNY, CLEAN, CUNNY
OLD VINCE AND I WITH THROATS BURNED DRY
AND COCKS THAT CRY FOR CUNNY, CLEAN, YOUNG, CUNNY

I think she was 13 back then.

Careful, son, or sherriff Hansen will have ye strung up by sundown.

The decoys are university students.

the trips bring it all together

>looking at the only underage superhero in the place
Kino.

Every cowboy has a code