Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis
Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis
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>Vito...was blowing the Imperial guard.
>VIVEC'S MOON AND STAR (FORMERLY NEREVAR'S)
"Well, well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat!"
>I came here as a prisoner!
"Well, pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit!
"Well la-dee-da, Mr. House Telvanni slaver!"
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills.
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions."
>Oh, that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>D'OH!
It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!
The corprus was making him act weird. He wasn't gay.
>Vivec... was blowing Molag Bal
This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!'
>The guy you're looking for is an ex-ordinator! He killed sixteen Argonian rebels single-handed.
>Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Ministry of Truth. Guy's like a Redoran warrior. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
>Read it in one of the raven rock guard's voice
Pretty hilarious desu
FUCK JANNYS AND FUCK N'WAHS
>Fuck, it’s that N’wah, Gravius!
>Give me 1000 Septims.
Based thread
>Don't lie to me, you're high
>I had half a bowl of sleeping tree sap before you called, I'm fine.
>Look at you, your nose is running you fucking junkie. You promised me you wouldn't do that shit anymore
>I DIDENT
What race would Sil play as?
kek
You-a have a bee on your helmet.
>[Cyrodilic]: These two suck each others CHIM
>Dad, are you in the Morag Tong?
>I'm here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to Orvas Dren again about shit between you and me? We'll have a problem, serjo.
camonna tong*
>these boots are argonian leather
>He's got tremendous moxie for his size.
>i must be loyle to my emperor
Your healing ring, whatever happened there...
Please describe the smell and appearance of Dunmer anus. Or Altmer. I can never find any canon on either.
>You are not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Ordinators. Guy was a Moth priest.
Ash
And to think I stuck up for him, it's like a Muatra to my heart.
BLIGHT?
Speak quickly, Outlander
NOBODY'S GOT BLIGHT!
I mean they don't eat ash, they just live in the vicinity of it.
>His Scrolls knowledge sounded shit...