Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis

Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis

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>Vito...was blowing the Imperial guard.

>VIVEC'S MOON AND STAR (FORMERLY NEREVAR'S)

"Well, well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat!"
>I came here as a prisoner!

"Well, pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit!

"Well la-dee-da, Mr. House Telvanni slaver!"
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills.

"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!

"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions."
>Oh, that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!

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"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>D'OH!

It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!

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The corprus was making him act weird. He wasn't gay.

>Vivec... was blowing Molag Bal

This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!'

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>The guy you're looking for is an ex-ordinator! He killed sixteen Argonian rebels single-handed.
>Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Ministry of Truth. Guy's like a Redoran warrior. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?

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>Read it in one of the raven rock guard's voice
Pretty hilarious desu