Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis
Dagoth Ur, my arch nemesis
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>Vito...was blowing the Imperial guard.
>VIVEC'S MOON AND STAR (FORMERLY NEREVAR'S)
"Well, well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat!"
>I came here as a prisoner!
"Well, pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit!
"Well la-dee-da, Mr. House Telvanni slaver!"
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills.
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions."
>Oh, that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>D'OH!
It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!
The corprus was making him act weird. He wasn't gay.
>Vivec... was blowing Molag Bal
This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!'
>The guy you're looking for is an ex-ordinator! He killed sixteen Argonian rebels single-handed.
>Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Ministry of Truth. Guy's like a Redoran warrior. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
>Read it in one of the raven rock guard's voice
Pretty hilarious desu