ITT: We write Simpsons plots

>Bart get cell phone

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>he calls Moe

sneed

homer gay

>he say I.C Wiener

jerri get ipad

>family of dinosaurs
and they all seemed to be flipping off the viewer

>Homer and Bart open a Feed & Seed store in direct competiton to Sneed's

Would it be kino?

>Glunk got mad for life
>He took all the diamond like pieces and tossed them to the sky
>So all the stars we see today are Glunk's tears

episode that takes place when bart and milhouse are in college. bart accidentally sees milhouse in the shower, and he has a huge dick. bart can't stop thinking about his friend's long thick meat. eventually decides he's going to get milhouse drunk and suck his dick while he's passed out. he does, but in the middle of it, milhouse wakes up. he doesn't stop bart, and he ejaculates in his mouth.
>aye carumba!
>sorry bart

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lol this happened to me

>lisa google strapon

Marge gets an iPad

Karl cuck homer and marge loves the bbc, flanders overhears from his window and comes over to join in. homer jerks off in the corner and cries while karl nuts in marge's pussy, and flanders goes in for sloppy seconds, also cumming inside marge.

Is this your favorite one?

Bart transitions

sneed plants seeds but chuck fucks his wife

no, what makes you think it is

nelson and jimbo start sucking each other off in the back of the bus. ralph sees and gets a chubby.

Marge becomes an Uber driver
Lisa hangs out with Elizabeth Warren
Homer orders too much Doordash

Hellooo I am mr burrns
>dont say at the fuck and suck dont say at the fuck and suck
SNEED ..Oh homieee HAHAHA SNEEDCHUCK
all work and no play makes Sneedy weedy HAHAHA
CHOCOLATE SNEEDDENTAL PLAN
CHocolate sneed DENTAL PLAN formerly DENT ahahaha sneed chuckCHEESE
chocolate DENTAL PLAN sneed
Sneedyjean is not my LOVER
chocolate sneed HEEHEEE Janny are you ok JUST

sneed and chuckpilled

Bart gets a vasectomy.

I don't. Just asking

barney rapes and kills a woman in a drunken rage. the whole town is shook, and he is sentenced to death by lethal injection. the first does isn't enough and he burps. the warden laughs, and lets him go.

>Sneed gets coronavirus

Sneed

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Genie: What are your three, wishes my lord?
Me: Make every word five letters long
Genie: wishh grant
Meeee: Makee every wordd start withh "sn"
Snnie: Snish snant
Sneee: Snake snery snord snend snith "eed"
Sneed: Sneed sneed
Sneed: Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed "sneed"
Sneed: Sneed sneed

Who made the thread on /lit/ yesterday? Come on. Tell me.

was denis leary even relevant in 2008

>Tfw i was the first one to find that screengrab of bart with his eyes half closed

Its wild how far people have taken it

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sneed get brothel
chuk work uber
charge homr for ride
>BUT IT MY FANCY GERMAN CAR