Why is he so dumb bros?

nick whats some good pipe tobacco to buy

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

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The glow up of the century. From incel school shooter to chad manlet

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That's the weird thing about Nick. He's educated and clever, but not very smart. When it comes to literature, observations, and thinking on his feet, he's very quick witted and knowledgeable, but I always think back to his Plan B argument and realize he has no idea how the human body works.

Grooming as a man is a coping mechanism.

I've heard nick say mog and based before, Is he a Yas Forums and Yas Forumsfag?

He's not low IQ, he has a sharp wit and speaks well. He's just profoundly uneducated.

chinese
turns out theyre actually pretty rad dudes

god damn you're pathetic

he's based, get over it

40k a month last time I heard him brag about why he is so dumb. Thats why.

This. Anytime a topic turns to education or Adam tells a college story, Nick immediately get jealous and either changes the subject or shits on schooling.

he probably picked them up on twitter

>not posting current, even more chad Mullen

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My theory is he grew out the beard to purposely look uglier when Adam became single last year.

He's the funniest guy around, but he seems incapable of critical thought. He believes everything he reads, like how cops go out of their way to shoot blacks. And now he's gone full MAGAtard and conspiracy mode. It's unfortunate because he constantly makes fun of other comedians that try to be serious comics and then he starts unironically spewing half-baked political opinions.

For a guy that's "extremely online", he also seems like he's never been on Yas Forums in his life for some reason. I can't put my finger on it.

Taig genes and years of alcoholism

but it looks great

Still looks uglier than when he has a mustache/is clean shaven.

I am convinced that's how Adam joined the podcast. His mom probably asked Nick to let him hang out with them because he looks up to them and wants to be their friend

Shane has no idea how to use a computer lol.

my sides hurt from the Gravitron episode with Luis J

that old ep where he talks about chris-chan makes me cringe a bit just because of how pathetically entrenched I am in that lore

wtf is wrong with his irises? Is he a betazoid?

Or he did it to look more handsome to seduce Dasha

It's funnier than Cum Town but I still can't listen to podcasts anymore without the Stav Laugh™

Who

Ah yeah, the other theory. I'm giving Nick the benefit of the doubt.

just a dead eyed autist

He set off my autism in that bit because he said "Sony" instead of "Sega"

that's not even his worst look

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>the Stav soundboard episode

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He's mentioned groypers twice.

he claims he hasn't but he also knows everything chris chan has ever done

I can't imagine what all of his retarded/shithead childhood classmates look like.

he kind of flubs a good bit of it and tried to condense it down too much

He looks like the guy from Porcupine Tree

how the FUCK do i get that nick hair bros
do I start off clean shaven or do i trim the sides?

Reminder that Nick's dad was in a polyamorous cult

I consider him a friend even though I’ve never met him

ey we got David Faggot Wallace over here

>is the smartest on the Podcast

isn't the guy from porcupine tree also the guy from opeth?

He looks like hes tried weed before

I’ve never met him, but I would die or kill for him

>Promises himself to get fitter during quarantine
>He does.
>Still posts his routine on Instagram for validation.
Nick, I know you're reading this. Keep posting this on your stories so you can snag your bear/twink.

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what did he have? a bong hit transplant?

M&S is soooo much better

it's not fair, getting ripped is easy when you're a manlet

no

Show me a M&S bit that's as good as Coconut and the Banana

i....i think im gay bros.....

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you mean heroin

The most recent episode where Nick was smacking his head like he had a weave was fucking hilarious. haven't laughed that hard in a while, good shit.

Matt and Shane don't really do bits

self deprecating sóytown shill thread
65replies/26 IPs

i like nick, but pretty much everything he does is for validation. he is a true hipster with mild self awareness

Nick constantly lets Yas Forums lingo slip. He's definitely here right now.

So what's your guys favourite bit. Mine is probably this

youtube.com/watch?v=X0EhF7kfWYI

65 replies between 26 people sounds like a thread with a discussion

The conversation is just so much better. They’re naturally funny.

Then I don't care.

the final blackpill is that everyone needs to be validated at the end of the day

He looks nothing like the picture on the right anymore, though. He looks like he's aged 10 years.

It's been linked somewhere
probably there reddit forum or discord

youtu.be/5-SAis5b7c0
>"I don't know what I would've done.."

>Adam breaks up with Dasha.
>No one knows if he got with this Amazonian afterwards.
This is what I think about.

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a discussion created and fueled by a shill
this isnt tv or film related
see you later randumb redditor ;-)

i don't really talk to anybody so i don't really get much validation, and this is very true. i crave it more than anything.

He's said before that he was always aware of it but just never really got into it and stuck to other forums. He definitely browsed Yas Forums a little bit in recent years to keep up with the Epstein and pizzagate shit though.

Think she said he didn't and also she barely knew who he was because he was a friend of a friend or something

Even on a wack ep like that nick really tries to pull it together in the end. A true professional.

you type like a fag

is Nick really 45 years old

A little too 1st gen ethnic immigrant in the face but gatdamn that body

and you idolize a redditor lol

Adam is lowkey the smartest with his high Ashkenazi IQ. That's why Nick gets defensive and mocks him whenever Adam knows more than him about a subject. Also this happened.
youtube.com/watch?v=gY5wf1xX1Gc

see you when we hit the bump limit ya fag :)

Why did cumtown blow up in the recent few months? Youtube for some reason started recommending the bits all over everyones feed and nobody talked about cumtown on Yas Forums before that either.
I doubt they paid for ads since they are broke as hell but also I dont get how Youtube of all places in its current state recommends something thats usually under 10 mins is pretty right wing for them and is called fucking CUM TOWN