OH NONONONONON
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OH NONONONONON
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inject bleach
What is wrong?
>Reportedly
Women are responsible for this shit.
watson literally gets married in the second movie
faggot headcanon tbqh.
Boy, them being gay? That hasn't been done before. Also, I won't have to look at the websites to know they all use the same source, which will be some literal who or a loaded question official source.
Ignoring that Watson got married and that Holmes falls in love with whatsherface in the first one. Suddenly making them gay seems unlikely at best. But you don't need that, you just want to shitpost.
And gets divorced on 3rd because he realizes he's gay
Downey and Law Sherlock Holmes? Isn't that franchise dead? It's been a decade since the last installment, and it's not like it's got Ghostbusters/Indiana Jones nostalgia.
Nah. They're doing a 3rd one.
Holmes and Watson: The case of the missing T-cells.
The Fetish Puppy of the Bathhouse
Holmes and Watson: A gerbil's mysterious disappearance.
That's a myth. Gay guys don't actually stuff gerbil's up their butts.
Alright. This is it, this is the last drop. I'm out. Please, let me get off this Earth.
Why not, they shove fucking everything else up there
>That's a myth. Gay guys don't actually stuff gerbil's up their butts.
>t. fucking faggot
There's a difference between a penis and a living animal that would get stuck. That would be extremely painful and a mess to explain. Imagine going to the emergency room for that.
Small brains want gay relationships in media. Big brains want to see actual relationships between men, bonding and having mutual respect for each other.
Why the fuck can't we have more content where two men come together and share a bond like brothers, instead of everyone wanting them to suck each other off
>There's a difference between a penis and a living animal that would get stuck
Yeah, and? There is a difference between normal people and faggots as well, One doesn't stick gerbils up their arse and the other is faggots.
watson is literally married
So?
>Guy Ritchie can't/won't do it
>I know, lets get the guy who made Rocketman
They haven't started filming yet and I wouldn't put it past them to can it. Don't count your chickens etc
I don't have to
Not what Trump said.
Well, while you at, revive Moriarty, also turn him gay and film a 30-minute sex scene with Adam Nagaitis. Instant 10/10.
>Yas Forums will reportedly confirm OP is gay
Ohnononono.
>source is wegotthiscovered
They literally make up all of their stories.