Spends most of his life lusting after one pussy who constantly cucked him

>Spends most of his life lusting after one pussy who constantly cucked him
Was Clark a simp?

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>raised to constantly hide his true identity
in some ways yes, either way lana looked like a man

welling was so handsome

he has a planet he goes to where he is the bad guy. Just rape rape rape all the time. There has to be a balance.

>simp
stopped reading there

SOMEBODY

SAVE MEEEEEEEE

I dont care how you do it

ONCE TOLD ME

wow he's just like me

Well that was the end of the post so I assumed as much.

>Look! Up in the sky!
>it’s a cuck! It’s a s ô y boy!
>No, it’s SIMPERMAN!

Did you think this was funny when you typed it? Because it really isn't.

So what does he do there to make him the bad guy?

I totally laughed.

Legit question: why did the writers make him so retarded?

THE WORLD IS GONNA

SAAAAAVE MEEEE

>raised to constantly hide his true identity

so basically superhero genre is a metaphor for gay people?

mhmm.

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COOOOOM

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

I was hoping they would finally get him in the suit in Crisis

Christopher Reeve IS Superman

Reeve is definitely best, but I liked Henry Cavill too.

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Smallville thread?

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>zoomer humor

For me it's KK

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Kino cast except for the nig

No, for Jews who change their names and try to blend in.

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wasn't there a comic where lois fucks some guy and clark hears them from the elevator?
beside the concept of monogamy for a literal demigod its absurd, he should have a superlibido no woman alone can satisfy.