Here's your DUNE 2020

im not against this
Kynes was a sketpic faggot for sure
Didnt he die though early in the first book

I want to smell Timmy's hole

why were the promo pics of the first dune so homo oriented

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he died like halfway through book one iirc but i bet this movie keeps her alive longer

Women can’t keep the peace because they always need to be right an have the final word

>How you want your promotional photo?
>Give me 'high school production of Battlestar Galactica'
>Say no more.

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This soiboi is unironically a good casting choice. I'm glad it's him and not some really werid choice like Russel Crowe or something like that.

I bet theyll cut out every message about ecology, even though denis claims how important it is for kids

only fags like Dune

This was during the aids pandemic in the 80s so the creators wanted to make Frank Herbert Seethe for disowning his gay son who died of aids

I've accepted in my mind it will be a sketchy adaption and fall short of what it could have been but something I'll be entertained by all the same, cause I do actually like Denis movies as a whole.

TLEILAXU MASTER RACE

haha oh wow

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>soiboi
Chalamet comes across like a prick in real life but soiboi is an odd description of him.

Or maybe they made the bad guys fagoids in his honor

not gay, but men's bodies are just as cinematic as women's and should be used more for their visual appeal.

Literally all they needed was some silver, red gold, and crimson ornaments like around the belt, sleeves, neck, etc. Maybe even make the uniform colour a very dark bottle green. It seriously could have looked good whilst remaining relatively simple in design.

they wanted to be the anti-star wars i'd suppose

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I don't know how someone who you can knock out with a single punch can be considered a prick. He's just a little soihomo

I literally forgot Sting was in the original movie. so fucking based.

>they wanted to be the anti-star wars i'd suppose
No, they actually wanted to be a big brand like Star Wars. Go look up the toys and other merchandise for the 80's Dune movie. It's hilarious how bad and tone deaf the attempt to appeal to children was.

I'm not sure if the money guys understood what they were doing by hiring Lynch.

Gosh I hope the unifkrm turns out to be dark green in the finished movie.

I think it is not as much because male beauty does require more work. Needs a little bit of muscle packed out and low body fat. Obviously an amazing female body can have work behind it too, but you'll have girls out there that do not work out whatsoever that can still look good.

>THE BASE?? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BASE, ANYWAY? JOE, FUND IT!

>BASED

why the riding boots?
Caladan is a water planet and Dune is desert planet. NO HORSES.

There's this interview with one of the production maangers and she said they were basically left alone to do what they liked in those 2 years in the desert, and they did some mad shit indeed. There was the very dark, black smoke David wanted for a scene that they could only get by burning tires but the actors weren't suppose to really breath any of it in. Kyle accidently did and when he tried to deliver his line to Patrick Stewart, he couldn't speak. It temporarily robbed him of the ability to speak normally.

Don't take what I'm about to say the wrong way, but Dune actually made it extremely easy to ignore its underlying message on ecology. The entire planet of Arrakis is dominated by exactly one lifeform - the Sandworm - which has as its primary diet the Sandtrout, i.e. baby sandworms. There are exactly zero autotrohs in the entire ecosystem. Logically, the sandworms would eventually suffer from the effects of entropy as there was less and less available energy in the food chain. And don't give me some bullshit about the spice being what sandworms and sandtrout "really eat", they make and refine the spice. It's a self-licking ice cream cone. For all the epic-ness and meaning that Frank Herbert intended, it's actually lost with just a second of thought.

But don't get me wrong. Add in some 'sand algae' as autotrophs that add energy into the system, and the setting is fixed. And you could even have a scene that references Herbert's original inspiration, desert sand grass that's used for erosion control, and have a sandworm swallow it up in one gulp - both to show how Arrakis's ecosystem creates the desert conditions, as well as to show how the Fremen are pathetically trying to terraform the planet as best as they can.

But of course Hollywood brainlets would never make such simple but beneficial corrections. They'd just have some character randomly say "SANDWORMS DRINK ALL THE WATER AND TURN IT INTO SPICE" and that's good enough for them.

>give me the CIA theme with-
>say no more

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>Ducan? Are we the baddies?

>he doesn't ride sharks

those are sci-fi wellies, bro

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I have to wonder what the Harkonnens will look like. If they Harkonnens actually are colourful, somewhat gaudy, ornate, and regal then it will be obvious there's an intentional contrast being aimed for here rather than creative bankruptcy alone informing the decision to make the Atreides where these stark black uniforms.

but there literally are already sand plankton

Its hilariously the opposite in reality. Whoever thinks that hasn't seen the multitude of women egging men to fight each other in internet fight videos or ever witnessed the pettiness of the average female in authority. Merkel is almost siglehandedly the author of Europe's demise and caused a LOT of conflict worldwide. Pretty sure that invalidates that claim outright.