HOW?
SS + GOMAD
Literally me before the gyms closed and now
Wow it's almost like people are a product of their habits.
Food is better than sex.
51 EGGS NEWMAN
He JUSTED himself. The dude loved food.
52 EGGS NOW
YOU'RE GETTING WEAK, NEWMAN
how do I get the physique on the left?
Brando's eating habits are legendary. The only guy in Hollywood that could give him a run for his money would be Welles and considering Welles used to have a pint of scotch just with dinner in a straight eating contest I'd give the edge to Brando.
This man was built to do three things.
Act, eat and fuck.
He was truly based.
>Marlon BRANDO
>most famous role is playing an italian mobster
>looks italian
>his ancestry was actually english, dutch, irish, and german
wtf
Italians are mutts
any basic upper body routine will give you that if you eat right
The name comes from Brandau, which is German, it says it right after in the Wikipedia. I guess somewhere along the line they just changed it to Brando
>his wife had to lock the fridge
> he broke the lock one night
>she found teethmarks in a wheel of cheese
This guy was unstoppable.
That’s what happens when you get bored of all the sex you could ever want. You reach the pinnacle that early and it can only go downhill from that point.
With that said, Brando was based.
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this just made me remember those horror movie streams /x/ used to do years ago
He embraced hedonism. Dicaprio is kinda following the same path to a lesser degree with his disinterested dadbod MGMT vape orgies.
dicaprio has always been skinnyfat. I think the most effort he ever put in was in Blood Diamond and it was just sad
Amen.
I spent my 20's fucking around with women and I should have focused on food. A full belly and a delicious meal is the comfiest feeling.
>tfw prime Brando will never suck your dick
when some asks if you want fries with that, never say no.
No, Brando did the same thing. Focus on career and women in your youth. Then eat yourself to glory in retirement.
Wait til you get old, fucktard zoomer. It's not as easy as you think to stay young, there's actually a point where it starts falling apart and you never get your youth back. there's nothing more existentially troubling than getting old
Fit while young and fat while old is the chad way of life
>tfw Marlon Brando
>fucked anything with a hole in his youth
>became a glutton in his later years
>trolled internet chat rooms to intentionally start arguments
>tfw Brando might have called you a faggot back in 2003
Marlon Brando almost single handedly ruined Apocalypse Now. Three hours they spend hyping him up and the big bad is a fat bald guy. He looked like Varys from game of thrones. It was embarrassing. The rest of the movie was great and Martin Sheen was perfectly cast. A shame about Marlon Fatso.
Incorrect.
Humans were meant to fuck, they weren't meant to pig out and get fat