WTF

Can we get a real name thread going?

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Hershlag

>cockburn

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Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

>bottom
What a fag lmao

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You think that's bad, Louis?
Wait till ya google Freud.

my peepee hurt oweeeee

>haha lol
It's a common British last name.

WTF

Flavor Flav

William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.

>shadid abdula

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Ashley Brianna Cronan

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Classy

Sapphire Nicole Howell

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Sigmund Freud?

Yeah buts its pretty common for Brits to be fags too

is that cause they're all faggots?

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Imagine being her parents and naming their angel Sapphire Nicole.


They had such plans for her.

Please don't tell me she named herself after Frozen.

OY GOVENAH, FANCY A NOICE SHAG?
OH YEAH PUSH ME SHITTER IN

>look up porn whore's real name
>it's a white trash trailer park name
every time

still better than Krystal

White people be like: "Why are Jews disproportionately represented in Hollywood?"

Jews be silently thinking to themselves: youtube.com/watch?v=XkoSYbEp3RE

She did.

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Schermerhorn is cute

Hershlag is cute

Kaleigh Vargas

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yeah for lad bumming anglofags maybe

>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
Explain.

And she pretends to be Irish despite her dad actually being British.

gee what do you think user

Apparently they planned for her to be a stripper and she ended up a porn superstar.

Also she’s black.

Not gonna fox myself here, but I am going to ask a hypothetical.
My first, middle, and last name are all super Irish, and I’m an American. Now, let’s say I break into Hollywood and get all chummy with the producers or whatever and I end up going for stardom. Should I keep my super Irish name, or should I get a stage name like these people? How do they even go about choosing their names?

>poor people do degrading, shitty jobs

Any more world-shaking revelations for us?

What happened to the first 3?

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