Why in the fuck wouldn't spider super powers give you the ability to do the most iconic thing spiders are known for

does he have web shooters or organic webbing more frequently in comics?

because comic books are gay and stupid

yeah

Not all spider spin webs retard
Jumping Chad spider > virgin house spider

Tech based shooters in comics. That's why Garfield and Holland had them.

>don't even realize you're bitten by a spider
>get various powers, none of them web-related, that can easily be interpreted as just being given various agility/strength superpowers
>name yourself spider-man

>crawl on walls
>super strength

sounds like a fucking ant to me

because it would be a very different film with Toby Maguire running around in assless chaps shitting goo at high velocity at people.

there was already an ant man

do spiders even have a "spider sense"?

Comic fags are pathetic manchildren. If Spider-Man doesn’t have the ability to naturally produce webs then he’d a just generic superhero with above strength, speed, and senses. He doesn’t really deserve to be called Spider-Man then.

try squishing a black widow
they will instantly react and scurry out of the way, just like a fly

Organic web vs web shooters

One of his clones has organic web. He also has a burning spider blade touch for some reason.

Those were my exact thoughts too! And apparently not that many Spider Man fans at time were cool with that change. For some reason.

>Web gun!
>Strand shoot!
>Go Go magic cremation devices!
I don't follow the logic here

Every fucking spiderman thread, fucking spiders don't shoot webs out of their asshole you fucking idiots. plus, spider anatomy can't even really be compared to human anatomy, a more accurate but still wrong interpretation is that spider shoot webs out of their back.
anyways most spiders can't even "shoot" webs, they fucking thread them.

he's a man first spider second thats why he's called Spider-Man.

You forgot wall crawling though, his second most famous ability after the webs. No other capeshit characters do that, that's what makes him a spider man.

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Wolf spider, jumping spider and crab spider says hello

no there wasn't

Now thats a movie I want to see

Spiders don't shoot web at high velocity at all. So it makes no sense his natural spinerretes do

Did comic book nerds actually chimp out over this back in the day?

Wolf Spider-man, jumping spider-man and crab spider-man says goodbye

Venture Bros. beat you to it.

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That's my point

Isn’t spider silk ridiculously strong? Shouldn’t it be impossible for Peter’s enemies to rip through his webs so easily? He also got hit by a mutated spider so his powers are more heightened

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But he saw it was a spider that bit him

Jewish-Man! Jewish-Man!
Lies like only the Jewish can!
Web of lies! Any size!
Muh Six Gorillion lies!
Look out!
Here comes the Jewish-Man.

look it was a funny image in my head, the idea of horrified criminals thinking that spiderman is shitting cum on them.

Nigga half the animal kingdom can crawl. WEB is the defining characteristic.

Web shooters are the dumbest possible thing in comic shit. Even worse than clones, multiple dimensions, etc. It goes against every logic.

>spiders dont shoot webs
youtube.com/watch?v=nlRkwuAcUd4

It's not peter fault that his first superhero name got dicarded.

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I was just agreeing with you or I was sad at the fact that real life spiders don't shoot webs at high velocity at things that pass by. I'm not sure which.

he doesnt get enough nutrients to make the silk last, think how much protein a spider consumes vs manlet tobey

I lolled when he got the leading part in rusty’s play.

its not a burning touch its baisically he can stick his hand on the face of someone and uses his natural sticking ability to rip off the face

>web zip
>web fly
>jews lie

I can't figure out what raimi was thinking here

I think of the eight legs more then we've when I think of spiders. Spiderman needs eight limbs or else he's not really like a spider.

That's because they can feel the air compressing around them as your hand closes in.

>he should shoot webs out of his ass

This is just skeeting into the wind. If you piss off a bridge you don't think hurr I can piss 200 feet!

the man spider story won't translate well to live action film.

I remember when I was a kid I could piss 2 floors straight up, don't ask me why I was pissing on the ceiling I don't know

Caterpillars make web too.