Why in the fuck wouldn't spider super powers give you the ability to do the most iconic thing spiders are known for

why in the fuck wouldn't spider super powers give you the ability to do the most iconic thing spiders are known for

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He should've pull down his pants and shoot webs from his ass like a real spider.

>Go go holohoax web!

Yeah it was funny, but it didn't really make sense in the context of the story.

Those were my exact thoughts when I found out Peter had organic webbing only in the Raimi trilogy. It's retarded.

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Venom? Eight legs? Getting eaten during mating?

Wait, Spider-Man doesn’t have organic webbing outside of the Raimi trilogy? What the fuck

web shooters are just retarded. organic webbing is much better.

>magic spider gives spider powers

vs

>magic spider gives spider powers EXCEPT for webbing (the most iconic thing about spiders) but thats okay because the guy happens to be a super genius able to create a billion dollar miracle substance out of his basement

comic fags will actually defend the second choice

This is capeshit, not body horror.

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