Name one thing wrong with this without sounding like an angry incel

we lasted til the third comment until there was an angry incel comment. We did it guys.

> le subvert the audience expectation and muh bad betch
while completely ignoring the story's own omens/mythos and symbology. it's kind of aslap in the face

based

We did it reddit!

>build up big bad for 7 seasons
>jobs like a bitch in the first confrontation with minimal casualties among the main cast

this

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yes, you got the joke

Magic users use fire-scrying or blood-scrying etc to see the future. Some of them think they're being granted visions by their god.

>dragonfire-forged steel
But that's not what valyrian steel is, showfag. If it was then they'd have kept making valyrian steel after the fall of Valyria when they still had dragons.

where she jump from?

why dragon fire no work but glass made from dragon fire work?

why he no snap neck instantly?

With what? Her killing him or the drawing it out with him catching her?

I honestly think it fit the show, clusterfuck that it was by that point.

Is my gf based?

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The entire series builds the Night King up as an unstoppable force, the entire episode is him BTFOing everyone only for him to be suddenly defeated at the very end and brushed under the rug, there was no point to him at all.

Character A from plot thread A jumps over to plot thread D and steals the glory from character D. Audiences want catharsis from stories they are heavily invested into and they did not get that.

It was clearly established that Arya struggled to sneak around the wights. Her interior scenes with the wights showed how careful she needed to be.

Cut to this scene, where the NK is surrounded by wights & white walkers, seemingly surrounded on all sides. Arya is then able to not only walk through them easily without any of them noticing, but able to start lunging from where all the wights were.

She came out of nowhere, in a way that directly contradicted her actions a few scenes earlier.

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The ice dude freezes everything he touches, why is Arya inmune to that?

Doesn't fit the prophecy description of Azor Ahai

The impossible-distance flying-leap jump was Chinese wuxia levels of bad.

Plus the scene proved him to be another Snoke non-villian that really didn't accomplish anything real just to clear him out. They spent seasons building him as the final boss only to just suddenly make him go away quickly like it was all (((subverting expectations))).

Copied Wrath of the lich king's ending.

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The entire battle of winterfell episode was fucking atrocious.

Wasn't this scene basically ripped from Far Cry 3 where you kill Vaas? Almost to the T?
Either way I didn't see it but want petite Maisie gf

My same problem with event horizon. Something is built up as an unfathomable evil power and easily defeated in the way that we all expected. No surprises no intrigue

all women are whores

Not a fan of this shit or the hack author that claims he 'quibbles with Tolkien' but I'll tell you right now that's a little girl defeating a (I am pretty sure) main villain with superpowers in a series claiming to be gritty and edgy.

It was meant to be a Jon Snow showdown. But "le epic u didnt see that coming" by dnd.

Game of Throne looks gay and boring and I don’t see the appeal.

Imagine reducing yourself to speaking this way solely to coexist with a woman

So Mel was wrong about Stannis being the one and found out it was Jon and she brought Jon back proving he is the one but whoops she secretly knew all along with t was Arya! And her proof is she once said a line about blue eyes even in the actual tv show she didnt say the colors in the same order and there was no emphasis on blue!
If they wanted it to be a woman it should have been Dany. She is of the right lineage and they already had the other red priestess tell Tyrion that Dany was the chosen one! It absotly works.
But D&D don’t care about story just surprised.

Wow you're a cool guy

Tolkien is dead, having never known who the fuck Gurm ever was. I bet that eats away at Gurm every night while he lies in bed with a bag of cheetos.

>It's just...blah
It's bizarre. From this one line I can say with 100% certainty your girlfriend fucks other men.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

>showfag.
Better get used to it, because this is all you'll ever get

I always love these stories.

I'm shocked someone didn't sit D&D and explain to them that while yes, a slow-paced zombie chase through a library on its own can be a great scene, having it in the middle of what is supposed to breakneck, wall of zombies, hectic, no hope, battle of the Alamo style ep is fuicking moronic.

What's your obsession with cucking?

Why are there so many slightly altered variations of this

most of the fags here are trannies or attracted to trannies. they have no idea about what having a gf means.

I’m exaggerating obviously but I really don’t get it. It seems like every other generic medieval British crap I’d change the channel on. What actually makes Game of Thrones better?